Wednesday, June 18, 2025

What I Will Miss About Spain

Europe seems to be more practical about many things.

There are so many little things - and large ones - that distinguish Europe from America.  You don't realize how much of a cash-grab the USA has become over the years, in the name of "free-dum."  Time was, you could buy a house and raise a family on the salary of a milkman, mailman, or policeman (as the Up With People! idolize).  Today, only the policeman is making out financially, thanks to a strong union.  But who knows?  Maybe that will be privatized next.

I mentioned the ice before - it comes in small bags of enormous cubes - so large that a typical glass holds only one.  Perfect for a sipping drink like bourbon or scotch.  In the US, commercial ice machines (and I do own one) make tiny cubes - perfect for shaking a martini, but also perfect for making a "fountain drink" 70% ice and 30% drink.  I'll miss the ice.

Plastic bottles have a cap that is retained by a ring, so when you open a bottled water or soft drink, the cap stays attached.  No loose caps littering the ground and recycling is easier.  Speaking of which, recycling is much easier, as is garbage disposal.  Huge recycling bins, each the size of a small car, are placed on nearly every block.  One for glass, one for plastic, and another for general trash.   It is never hard to find a garbage can in Spain, and as a result, the streets are cleaner.  Well, that and an army of street cleaners - both the machine kind and human kind, wash the roads and sidewalks daily instead of annually.  And the guys on the highway picking up trash?  They are paid employees, not convicted criminals doing "community service."

There are, of course, some downsides.  The fascination with diesel engines, for example. More efficient, I guess (slightly, compared to hybrids), but also more polluting.  And diesel is not more expensive than gasoline (or not much more) so I guess that drives the narrative.   Yes, fuel is expensive.  We paid anywhere from $1.25 to $1.80 a liter for diesel (about $5 to $7 a gallon) which is a lot more than we pay in the States.  Smaller cars are the norm, and yea, it takes some getting used to, to see a BMW 5-series "M" model with a diesel engine.

But I am not sure that "cheap gas" is worth all the other hassles we have in America.  The delta in the cost of fuel is far outweighed by the expense of student loans or health care.  We cheer for a our cheap gas, and then blow the advantage by purchasing fuel-hog vehicles.  I never measured the gas mileage on the Fiat (Ram Workmaster) van we rented, but it never seemed like a lot of money to fill it up.  And since everything else was much cheaper than in America, it was a wash.

As a result of expensive fuel, people buy more fuel-efficient vehicles, which can be quite roomy, like our Kia Hamster is.  Plus, the level of public transportation blows America out of the water.  Even when the trainmen go on strike (because they actually have unions here) there is luxury bus service from competing companies to take you almost anywhere in the country,

Bike lanes are the norm everywhere and people seem to respect bicyclists, even on narrow country lanes.  And pedestrian crosswalks are as  wide as a car lane and controlled by leisurely traffic lights.  In uncontrolled crosswalks, the default is the pedestrian has the right of way over any car.  Walking in any city is a treat, not an obstacle course.  And people walk everywhere, sometimes just to walk or paseo.  Europeans think nothing of walking a kilometer or two, whereas Americans would reach for the car keys.

Like I said, bike lanes - everywhere.  Of course, the e-bike (and the e-scooter) rules the road - or the bike lane, anyway.  Meanwhile, in the US, we are told that wide sidewalks and bike lanes are impractical and should be sacrificed for yet another lane of traffic - to protect the auto industry, which today, comprises mostly foreign makes or foreign-owned US brands.  There are other ways to live!

Of course, this is not to say it is a Shangri-La.  Locals complain about the price of housing.  A one-bedroom condo might cost you $150,000 in the big city!  Not a lot of money, but then again, salaries are not very high. Many young people work two jobs to make ends meet.  And the right wing complains about illegal immigrants.   We are more alike than different.

I could go on - there are so many other little things, too, which seem, well, just practical.  You see a parking space across the street?  No need to do a U-turn, just park the "wrong" way.  You won't be ticketed or towed (a handy feature when trying to wrestle a van down the side streets in the "old" town).  In fact, the presence of police seems a lot more subdued, although in one city we visited, the police vans had fold down riot cages that slid over the windows.  I guess they do expect trouble from time to time.

Anyway, we are on the Carnival Valor halfway across the Atlantic.  What a change from the Holland America Oosterdam.  No lectures to attend, or art classes to take, but two giant water slides and a huge (and well-attended) casino.  Carnival touts itself as home of the "Fun Ships!" and the fun, I guess, comprises alcoholism and compulsive gambling.  It is darker and louder than a Holland America ship, but at least we did get an upgrade to a balcony stateroom.

The entire ship is decorated in patriotic tchotchke.  The Washington Dining Room, the Lincoln Lounge, the Eagle Bar (America Eagles dominate the ship - literally hundreds of them!).  It is an interesting welcome home to America. And no, the "Hall of Presidents" bar and lounge doesn't have a bass relief of Trump - yet.

But maybe that is the one thing that distinguishes Europe from America.  They've lived through wars and fascist dictatorships and don't want a repeat performance.  Perhaps.  Then again, the rise of far-right parties across the continent seems to indicate that the younger generation hasn't learned from history.

Oh, well.

Monday, June 2, 2025

Up With People! And The New/Old Fascism

Fascism isn't new, nor it the urge to go back to "the good old days."

Back in the 1920s, people were having altogether too much fun.  My own grandmother was a "flapper" who bobbed her hair and wore tight dresses and went to "blind pig" speakeasies in New York, much to the chagrin of her strict Lutheran parents.  In other parts of the world, liberalism also took hold.  New ideas were being flaunted, people were toying with ideas like Communism.  In Germany, gay rights groups were formed.

Then it all came crashing down in 1929.

And like clockwork, people decided that our economic problems were not caused by economic causes, but by social ones.  Too much liberal thinking!  Scandalous behavior!  If only we went back to the good old days, things would be better!

How that would fix the economy is anyone's guess.  And the crash of 1929 wasn't caused by liberalism, but by capitalism run wild.  A few people made a lot of money in that crash - a lot lost a little and some lost everything.  This was, of course, by design.  And I suspect the attempt to blame our woes on social issues was also by design.

And if you go back through history, you see this pattern.  Crops fail?  Burn a witch.  Failing that, well, persecute a minority group with a pogrom.  Blame the "others" for your self-inflicted problems.  It has always been a popular sport.

We were treated to a diatribe by an Uber driver in Portugal about how "immigrants" were ruining the economy. You see, as I have harped upon time and time again, this immigration thing is not unique to the USA.  The population of the earth has expanded by a factor of three since I was a kid, and the battle for scare resources is getting increasingly ugly.

Sure, you might think of some war or conflict in terms of religious or political conflict or tribal warfare, but the bottom line is, people are fighting for land and the resources that come with it.  And those caught in the middle are looking at Western countries and their high standard of living and thinking, "It's worth risking my life to go there - I have literally nothing left to lose!"

Like gas expanding to fill a container (Boyle's law) populations migrate from crowded areas to less crowded areas - from areas where resources are scarce to places where they are plentiful.  It is almost an inexorable force that cannot be stopped with walls or deportations, only perhaps managed at best.

So here we are again in 2025 facing economic insecurity and a worldwide struggle for limited resources, and the far-right is blaming it all on transgender people and immigrants.  The real reasons, of course - exponential population growth and squandering of scarce resources - are dismissed out of hand.  In fact, the far-right promotes even greater population growth, claiming it is a civic duty to have children.  And they also claim that resources on a finite planet are, in fact, infinite.  It is a hell of a sell-job.

But it has been years in the making.  When I was a kid, there were protests and riots such as at the 1968 Democratic convention.  Those on the right claimed this was a sign of moral degradation, and if only people would get their act together - and march in lock-step, the world would be a better place.

People protested "Down with the Police!" or "Up with Pot!" so this phaseology become common.  The CEO of Avis, the car rental company, even published a book, called "Up The Organization!" which is a good read if you get the time.

So the phraseology was co-opted by the far right to create "Up With People!' - a singing troupe of a hundred clean-faced young people singing in harmony.  And the songs?  Well, the best I can say is they are along the lines of the "I Love You, You Love Me!" song sung by Barney the Purple Dinosaur.  Insipid. Vacuous.  Superficial. Boring.

The organization itself was an outgrowth of the "Moral Re-Armament" movement that dated back to the 1930's.  Same shit different day - in the depths of the depression, the founder of "MRA" opined that the solution to our economic problems was to install a theocratic dictatorship.  And say, that fella Hitler has the right idea!  Too bad about the Jews, thoug!.  No, he really said things like that.  MRA needed a re-branding and Up With People! fit the bill.

So, Up With People! was formed in part to ditch that tainted legacy and present a clean-cut view of how America should be. Why can't kids today be more like the Up With People! singers instead of dirty stinking hippies?  It was an easy sell to Mom and Dad America, but not necessarily to their kids.

And as you might imagine, it was sponsored by major corporations who wanted to see more social order and preserve the status-quo.  Coca-Cola was one of the big early sponsors and they sort of co-opted the idea with their "I'd like to teach the world to sing!" promotion, which sort of sold the same message as Up With People! albeit with a bottle of coke in hand.

It kept going for a few decades, although it sort of petered out by the 1980s.  They are credited (by some) as creating the first Superbowl halftime show that didn't involve marching bands. It is still around today even, in a limited form.  But what got me started on this - other than nostalgia - was the idea that political or economic problems could be solved by enforcing moral standards onto other people.

Saving and Loan crash?   Can't be lax regulation!  Must be the Gays!  Throw in a religious angle - that we have somehow displeased God - and you have a perfect storm.  Just have to find a witch to burn, or some other handy scapegoat.

For Hitler it was the Jews.  For the new right-wing, it is immigrants who eat dogs and cats, Furries who put litter boxes in classrooms.  Trans people using the "wrong" bathroom (which is to say, any bathroom, apparently).  It won't be long before they go after other minorities and in fact, they already are.  Spanish-speaking people are being assaulted for speaking Spanish.  Blacks are being "put in their place" by claiming any accomplishment by a black person is due to "D.E.I."   This is how it starts, and as economic conditions worsen, well, they will find more and more scapegoats to go after.  Perhaps you.  Probably me.

The struggle for resources isn't just limited to migration.  Just as in 1938, we have Putin invading Ukraine to expand his empire, with plans to vacuum up other former Soviet bloc countries thereafter.  Trump talks of annexing Canada, Panama, and Greenland.  Everyone, it seems, is in the land-grab business.  We need more land for our population to grow!  Lebensraum!  Hey, there's plenty of room on Mars, right?

Of course, you only want to expand the population of the right kind of people.  You know, Up With People! kind of people.

Up! Up with people!
You meet ‘em wherever you go,
Up! Up with People!
They’re the best kind of folks we know.
If more people were for people,
All people ev’rywhere,
There’d be a lot less people to worry about,
And a lot more people who care!

There is something very creepy about that lyric, particularly the second-to-last line.