Saturday, March 29, 2025
Doctor, My Eyes! (Posterior Vitreous Detachment)
Friday, March 28, 2025
Crazy Conspiracy Theory - New Northwest Passage!
Never attribute to malice that which can be explained by incompetence.
People are rightfully scratching their heads as to why Trump is alienating our best allies in Europe and the Americas. His anti-Canadian rhetoric is rightfully pissing off Canadians, who are puzzled as to why their best friend is now their best frenemy. Of course, the reality is, America doesn't hate Canada, only Trump hates Canada. And Trump is doing this on the orders of Vladmir Putin, who wants to divide America from its allies. Make America Weak Again!
Yes, let's go back to before WW I when our military was tiny and unprepared for war, and our projection onto the world stage was almost nonexistent. Back then, the sun never set on the British Empire, and well, you know how that worked out. Maybe all empires are destined to fall, eventually.
Similarly, the noise about taking over Greenland seems stupid as well. What is the strategic value of Greenland? There is none. However, it is a way of attacking our allies in Europe without attacking them directly. We piss off Denmark while at the same time worrying our other European allies. What's next? Do we demand that France hand over Saint Pierre and Miquelon? (I'll bet most of you didn't know these islands even existed - I know I didn't!).
And why threaten Panama? The canal thing was settled decades ago, and there doesn't seem to be much clamoring on anyone's part to take it back. Yea, the Chinese had the franchise on the ports - but those were sold to Blackrock recently. No, no, once again, it is just empty sabre-rattling designed to annoy our Southern neighbors (that and the threats of tariffs) and divide the US from its natural allies.
But maybe there is another explanation? I heard this crazy theory online and I don't buy it for the reasons stated above. Putin simply wants America to be weak and isolationist. There has already been talk of cutting the military budget by 25% (the real "third rail" of America politics - not Social Security!) which would actually cut the overall Federal budget by a significant amount, compared to the penny-ante layoffs going on in various departments.
What is this conspiracy theory? The New Northwest Passage. It goes like this: Global warming is inevitable, particularly when right-wing governments across the globe squash environmental initiatives. Sea levels will rise, coastal cities will flood or become walled fortresses like the Netherlands already is. Palm trees will grow in Canada and the sea ice that blocks the fabled Northwest Passage will be a thing of the past! Whoever controls Canada and Greenland will control the biggest shipping lane in the world - a direct connection between Russia (our new friend!) and Europe (boo! hiss!). And just in case, we'll be sure to control the Panama Canal, too! Waddya gonna do - go around Cape Horn? They don't call them the roaring forties for nothing!
It is, of course, a ridiculous proposition. Why would it be advantageous to sail through the Northwest Passage from Asia to Europe, when you could sail through the Suez canal or even around the Cape of Good Hope. Already today, some shippers are finding it cheaper to avoid canals and use huge ships (that would not fit through Panama or Suez) and just take the long way around. Whatever the financial advantage of a Northwest Passage would be, it would be far offset by the economic damage caused by tariffs and trade wars. Why would Trump want to control this passage that would mostly be traffic to Europe? Vance has already expressed his views on helping European trade.
And speaking of economic damage, if all the sea ice permanently disappeared from the Northwest passage, the damage to our coasts would be staggering. A substantial portion of the population of the US lives on either coast, and a major rise in sea levels would cause trillions of dollars in losses and forced a hundred million Americans to migrate inland. And speaking of migration, such flooding would result in a worldwide migration crises. Yes, the planet is burning up and Trump is diddling with Greenland. .Priorities!
No, it is just online nonsense. A more rational explanation is that like a bull in the china shop, Trump just wants to destroy things - on orders from Putin. By Making America Weak Again, it paves the way for a new Russian or Chinese Century, while America looks inward and disengages from world affairs.
And engaged we are. We have military bases in nearly every friendly country across the globe - and a few unfriendly ones as well. Recall that the first gulf war was to rescue our "ally" Kuwait, which was essentially defenseless against Iraqi aggression. Country after country has relied upon our foreign military bases and promises of protection, in lieu of their own military forces. And yes, this has been a sore point, particularly with regard to NATO, at least until recently. Disengagement with the world will mean the world will re-arm itself, which is good news for foreign weapons makers, not so much for Lockheed-Martin.
But the damage has already been done. America has aptly demonstrated that it is a fickle ally. Even if a Democrat is elected President in 2028 and the Democrats take both houses and a majority of the governorships (and obtain a majority in the Supreme Court) it is doubtful our reputation will recover without years or even decades of atonement. Why would any country rely on our promises when every four years, foreign policy can swing 180 degrees overnight?
In a way it is game over for the American Century or the American Empire. The country has been looted, both financially and philosophically. Today, it is every man for themselves, make money or die. All must labor in service of the almighty shareholder! Make it big by gambling on Bitcoin! Only suckers work at "jobs" anymore! And it is a message a lot of the younger generation has bought into - a younger generation who disturbingly voted for Trump. Sadly, a lot of younger people are getting their information from bloggers and influencers, who tell them anyone can be the next big star! All you gotta do is hustle and grind - work three jobs at a time for silicon valley startups! Deliver food for Uber! Rent out your spare bedroom on AirBnB! You'll be the next Andrew Tate in no time!
It is no way to live. And sadly, members of this next generation (particularly young men) are the most likely to latch on to these stupid conspiracy theories. It ain't just Grandpa watching Fox News every night!
I used to feel bad at the state of our country and the world which we left to the next generation. But when I see young people embracing the insanity, and as I slip slowly off the mortal coil, all I can say is, you have a good time, but be sure this is really what you want.
Northwest Passage? Please! Spare me!
Monday, March 24, 2025
Weird eBay Experience!
You know you are old when you see this on a survey site.
I tried to buy a sink on eBay the other day. We have a tiny sink in the camper in the corner of the "wet bath." It is made of plastic, and is about 8" by 12" in size and cracked.
I had replaced the faucet but still it looked like crap. We had a similar sink in the Casita that cracked and I recall finding an oblong corner sink in stainless at the time (online) but never got around to ordering it. So I searched online for "RV corner sink stainless" and got dozens of listings for this sink below. I went on eBay and there were literally hundreds of identical listings for the same sink.
Problem is, it is a symmetrical corner sink, and I need an oblong one. What was weird to me was that eBay was flooded with listings for this sink, and it was all I could find on Google. Google thinks that once you click on one thing, that is all you ever want. So you click on one "MAGA" site and that's all you hear forever and ever, amen! Ditto for the Democrats - I am still getting texts and e-mails, several a day, pleading for money from a candidate running for dogcatcher in South Dakota - who has zero chance of winning, by the way.
But I digress.
I kept searching and searching, setting eBay to load 100 listings at a time and scrolling through hundreds of listings of this stainless steel sink before I found anything different. I saw this nice sink on eBay made of ceramic and bought it. It came in two sizes, one 8x14 and another 10x18. The listing showed them in left-hand and right-hand options, so I selected the smaller size, right-hand option.
Once again, I find hundreds of listings for this same sink, mostly in the larger size. Why are there so many listings for the same item? Are they trying to SPAM the system so you buy their product - by drowning out other listings? I see this a lot on eBay - a listing for an item with the notation "only two left!" but dozens of listings elsewhere with the same item, similarly notated.
The seller had contacted me when I ordered, with a long-winded e-mail addressed to "Dearest" so you know it was from China (well, that and all the stray Chinese characters in the listing). All the listings for all these sinks are poorly worded and full of stray characters. The language is often vague ("This is best sink!") and short on details ("See photos!").
So I contacted the seller and asked about the faucet and told them it was reversed. They replied they didn't sell faucets and the "faucet drain" language was an error. They also admitted that the smaller size sink was not available in the right-hand configuration and that was also an error in the listing. They offered me a $14 refund if I would keep the sink.
But of course, I don't need a left-hand sink, I need a right one. So I told them that, and over the period of a few days (their messages always coming at 11:00 PM EST) the offers of refunds increased to $20, then $28, and so on until they reached $50. They begged me not to return the item as it would cost them "eBay points" or something. I filed a return request and told them I would rather return the item for a full refund and they could re-sell it. They refunded my money and told me to keep the sink!
I found another sink, right-hand orientation, open box, from a surplus seller, minus all the mounting hardware. I found the faucet online for $25. So I ordered both. I left positive feedback for the original seller on eBay as I thought they were very decent to me, even though their listing was poorly done and they sent me the wrong sink.
But here's where it gets weird.
I e-mailed the original seller and told them I was not comfortable keeping the sink and asked if they wanted it back and that I would pay for the postage. They refused but asked me for my e-mail address (we had been communicating through eBay), which I ignored. They asked again and again and said they wanted to send me a "free gift" for being such a nice person. The free gift was a MIG welder worth over $100! I got very suspicious about this!
Why does he need my e-mail address to mail me a MIG welder anyway? Why, after giving a full refund of $58 does he want to throw over $100 worth of merchandise at me? I don't get it, but it sounds too-good-to-be-true and we know how that works.
Perhaps just selling my e-mail address? Trying to debit my PayPal account? (good luck with that, there is only $14 in it and no credit card or bank linked to it). Trying to debit Zelle? I don't know. Maybe it is legit and the shipper wants an e-mail address? Sounds implausible.
Years ago, I would have loved to have a MIG welder, but my days of welding things (or wanting to) are far behind me. It just struck me as weird.
Then eBay sent me a "survey" request about the transaction and I filled it out, noting that the seller was communicating well and offered refunds and gave a full refund. At the end of the survey were a series of demographic questions, including asking which of five genders I was, and my age....
.....the latter of which stopped me in my tracks. I am now the "65+" box and there ain't no box after that. So long as I was in the "50-65" I could kid myself that death was a long way off. And the "26-49" range? I will live forever! But such is not the case.
65+
Boy does that sting!
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Wednesday, March 19, 2025
Exaggerating Isn't Helping!
The media loves Trump as he generates a lot of click-bait.
I mentioned that I started collecting Social Security the other day. I decided, due to my health, to collect now rather than wait until I am 70. It was a logical decision. I went on the My Social Security website and logged in using my Login.gov ID (with two-factor identification) and then signed up. I believe I had to send a copy of my driver's license, which took ten minutes to do with my camera phone.
Bing. Bam. Boom. Done. A couple of weeks later, my first "check" is deposited to my bank account. Hopefully it is not the last - which it will be if "Doge-y" has anything to say about it. The SSA has a very well run IT operation and it was very efficient and secure - and easy to use!
And despite the alarmist media articles of late, you can still use it and should. Even if you are decades away from collecting Social Security, you should check your statement every year. I print them all out and put them in a big binder. It was a contractual promise made to us by the US Government, and the US Government (should) keep all its promises, right?
Some of my friends and neighbors told me I would have to "make an appointment" with the local Social Security office, months in advance, to navigate the difficulties of Social Security and Medicare (the latter I also signed up for, online!). Others told me I had to "call" the Social Security office, which, as you might expect, was a DTMF telephone tree of madness as well as long hold times on scratchy, repetitive bad overly-loud music. I was a bit puzzled by this and thought perhaps I was doing it wrong - after all, my friends all stood in line at the Social Security office. Could they all be wrong?
Yes. Yes, they were.
Recently, it was reported in the press that Trump is closing a number of Social Security offices and making it no longer possible to sign up by phone. The latter provision was designed to prevent fraud, not only against the government, but against recipients. Before this recent change, it was possible to "verify identity" over the phone and also change direct deposit information. As you might imagine, this would allow a fraudster to redirect a retiree's Social Security payments to an offshore bank account, which could go on for months before it all gets sorted out.
These articles implied that the only way to sign up for Social Security or Medicare was to make a personal appearance at a rapidly-vanishing Social Security office. Only at the end of the article, or in a brief aside, do they mention that the online option is still available.
With the online system, a fraudster would have to know all my personal information (leaked online by a number of corporations over the years) but also my login credentials for Login.gov, as well as my e-mail login credentials, and be in possession of my phone and be able to unlock it. Sure, it might be possible to "social engineering" their way in, but it is a lot harder than a phone call.
Moreover, the website is far cheaper to administrate that telephone call centers or physical offices. Training seniors to use the telephone for things like this only encourages them to answer fraudster calls from India claiming to be from "Senior Services" (they're calling 3x a day now!) and asking for their passwords. No, no, online is safer, cheaper, and easier to use.
The media is having a field day, however. "Poor people don't have internet access and can't go online!" BULLSHIT! If you are dead broke, you can get an Obamaphone for free. I know because I qualified for one (our former mobile hotspot) and I am hardly dead broke. One can also go to the local library and go online there. When there are thousands of dollars of money on the line, the poor figure out how to go after it. A lot of "poor" people I know, who appear to be unsophisticated, can recite chapter and verse of all the regulations and rules for food stamps (SNAP), Section-8, and the like, as though they had been to law school. We all do what we need to do to survive.
But what about closing all those local offices? Let's face it - brick and mortar is dead. Malls are dead, even strip malls. Forever 21 is the latest chain to go bust as younger people are so used to buying everything online - a trend accelerated by the pandemic. Maybe aging boomers still like to make phone calls and "appointments" but the next generation does everything on their phone. And Boomers are dying off in droves and not too soon! So closing Social Security offices really makes sense and in a sense, is inevitable. It is not some "plot" to screw the poor.
But that doesn't make a good media click-bait story.
I am no fan of Musk or Trump - they are doing so much wrong, and in fact, disregarding the law and our separation of powers. The Judicial and Legislative branches, too cowardly to take action and make hard choices, have - over the years - ceded more and more power to the Executive branch. "You decide" they say, "We're too timid or worried about our re-election chances!" So too little, and perhaps too late, they realize they have created a monster that they can no longer control. Maybe if Chief Justice Roberts gives Trump another stern talking-to, everything will be all right!
THAT is a real issue, not closing Social Security offices.
Similarly, there was another alarmist article online about a man declared dead by the SSA. They cut off his Social Security payments and even clawed-back his previous payment from his checking account! What a nightmare! Curse you Elon and your minions! Except... that shit has been going on for years, even decades. A hospital reports a patient dead and their name is put on a "dead list" which Social Security uses to cut off payments to dead people. Yes, Elon, the SSA was pretty damn "efficient" long before you came along!
But once in a while, serious mistakes are made and the wrong name or social security number is entered and the wrong person is declared dead. It can take months to fix the error and indeed, it is heartbreaking to read these stories, just as it is heartbreaking to read about the wrong person arrested or convicted - or any of the other injustices that occur in this world. It doesn't mean, necessarily, that the entire system is broken and should be tossed out, however.
James Carville, the Ragin' Cajun (and maybe slightly crazy) recently opined that all these protests and lawsuits may be counter-intuitive. If we try to make the Trump Presidency "manageable" or controllable, then people may be content not to change things. And maybe that was what went wrong last time around. Until the average MAGA-head is personally affected by Trump policies, nothing will change. It wasn't until Berlin lay in ruins that Germans (most of them, anyway) turned against Hitler. It wasn't until the Soviet Union went bankrupt that Communism fell.
When Bubba's Asian wife is deported ("But she's one of the good ones!") or they lose their VA benefits ("you're hurting the wrong people! You're supposed to own the libs!") nothing will change. Elon is mucking about with government agencies and getting away with it - so far. But when the Social Security checks start bouncing in The Villages, the red-hat squad will be marching on Washington and it will make January 6th look like a child's tea party.
Unless of course, they just say "It's all Biden's fault!" They probably will.
But exaggeration isn't helping anything in the meantime, and in fact, is hurting. Because if every other alarmist article is debunked, people will start to believe that all criticism against Trump is over-stated. And maybe that is the exact point of these alarmist articles.
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