Sunday, January 18, 2015

Pope Hypocrite XXXIV

Pope Francis has turned out to be a disappointment.
Wipe that shit-eating grin off your face!

In my Apologist for Terrorism posting, I noted that NPR was sort of hinting around the edges that the editors of Charlie Hebdo "had it coming to them" but of course didn't want to say it out loud.   Well, leave it to the Pope, of all people, to actually say what NPR was thinking.

And it seemed he was going to liberalize the church - reach out to minorities, make peace with Gays, and maybe even let up a bit on abortion.   This was shocking to church conservatives.   He was also going to attack social injustice and income inequality in the world, apparently embracing Liberation Theology.   Suddenly, it seemed, it was cool to be Catholic again.

But all that changed the other day with one statement.   And in retrospect, given the violent bloodthirsty history of the Catholic church and its own intolerance of dissent, it was a forgone conclusion that the Pope would "go there".  

While Jesus said "Turn the other cheek", Pope Francis says, "punch the other fellow in the face!"  The contrast in philosophies is startling.  Pope Francis is not a Christian in any sense of the word.
"But I say unto you, That ye resist not evil: but whosoever shall smite thee on thy right cheek, turn to him the other also."  (Matthew 5:39)

He referred to Alberto Gasparri, who organizes papal trips and was standing by his side on the plane. If "his good friend Dr Gasparri" says a curse word against my mother, he can "expect a punch," the Pope said. (USA Today, January 16, 2015).
I was shocked when I read this, at first.  But then I realized that the Catholic church hasn't really changed one iota.  Throughout history, the Catholic church has tortured, maimed, and killed people in the name of Jesus Christ, when those people challenged or mocked the teachings of the Catholic Faith.   The sheer creativity in the forms of violence and torture used is staggering.    The Spanish Inquisition was not just a low point in the history of the Catholic church, but in the history of mankind.

Of course, the favorite way the church did away with dissenters was to burn them alive, which sort of makes a good old-fashioned Muslim beheading seem humane in comparison.

Protestants, Jews, Muslims - all were fodder for the Vatican meat-grinder.

The antics of the Catholic church, almost from its inception, bear criticism and comment, if not outright mockery.   From at least the Borge Pope onwards, the Catholic church has been marred by corruption, violence, and intolerance.  The latest scandals in the church are not isolated incidents, but just another in a continual string of abuses dating back, well, to the middle ages, perhaps before.

But according to Pope Punch-In-The-Face, we are not allowed to discuss this, challenge this, or criticize this - or even make a humorous cartoon about it.

Well, I hate to break it to Pope Punchy, but mocking religion is what we do best, here in the United States.

Mocking religion is an industry in the USA.  Get over it.

Whether it is making fun of Scientologists, or the excesses of fundamentalist Baptists, or just utterly smearing the Mormon faith, we lead the world in mocking other people's beliefs.  USA!  USA!  USA!

And yea, we mock the shit out of Catholics.  Nuns, in particular, we seem to find particularly funny.

Nuns have always been a target for satire.   I guess the Pope already got even with John Belushi.   Dan Aykroyd is no doubt on Opus Dei's hit list next.

One thing we are in this country, though, is equal opportunity mockers.  No one is really safe from the satirist's quill here.  And oddly enough, it seems that most religions, while maybe offended by these comedy bits, just shrug it off and move on with life.

The Mormons, as far as I know, have not declared a fatwa on Trey Parker and Matt Stone, for their Broadway musical.  And this I find particularly noble, as the Mormons, historically, have been persecuted and murdered for their beliefs, which is why they ended up in Utah - just to get away from the rest of us.   And they willingly gave up polygamy, which was a central tenet of their religion, only to see gay marriage later legalized.

It is tasteful to mock religion?  Perhaps not.   But satire is one form of social criticism, and in the radical Muslim world any form of criticism is not permitted, just as any representation of the prophet Mohammed is prohibited.

The question remains, why is one religion allowed to squelch dissent or any critique of its beliefs?  And more importantly, why is the Pope defending this?

Islam, like any other religion, has its faults (Oh, I went and said it!  Fatwa on me!) and they should be discussed and addressed.   If you don't like the discussion, then don't read it.   Just as the Mormons are not going to change their beliefs because someone made a comedy about them, why should Muslims care if a non-believer (or even a believer) does not believe?

In essence, the terrorists have already won, here.   We have already drawn a chalk outline around Islam, roped it off with Police tape, and put up signs saying, "No Trespassing".   We have given Muslims special rights that no other religion has - mainly the right not to be criticized.

And if Muslims have this special right it will only be time before other religions want in on the deal.

And that, in short, is where Pope Punchy the First of That Name, is going.   He doesn't want his church criticized, mocked, investigated, satirized, or otherwise "insulted".  From reforming outsider to entrenched insider, in less than two years.  That has to be some new sort of record.

And this is why I do not follow any organized religions (or organized anything, for that matter).  Organizations quickly turn to self-preservation mode, and whatever reason they were founded for is quickly forgotten in the name of survival and expansion.   Islam may be a religion of peace, but some would like to see it forced onto the entire world, and are quite ready to die - and kill others - to do it.

And it is as offensive, I suppose, to many Muslims, to see their religion distorted this way.   The problem is, the people distorting it don't see it as distortion, but getting back to the original message - much as fundamentalists in the USA do, even though many of their belief systems (such as end-times theology) are a recent innovation.

It makes me very sad and not hopeful for the future of humanity.   The threat today is not from ISIS, or the Taliban, or the tattered remnants of Al Qaeda, but from people like Pope Francis, who see nothing wrong with hypocrisy.   People who rather than "turn the other cheek" would punch you in the face.

It is just really, really sad to me that a Pope would say this.

UPDATE:  Sadder, still that others go along with it.   A large number of people in this world believe that their beliefs and actions are not up for criticism or debate, and if you challenge them, they have the right to physically assault you.   This is sad, too.

Some people get it.  Piers Morgan does, apparently.   Ronald Lindsey does too, although he seems to leave open as legitimate, the right to hurt people if they say bad things about people you love.  I guess this means you can shoot someone for calling you a "motherfucker" as they insulted your Mother.  Sadly, the commentators to his article (on Huffington Post, no less) seem to feel otherwise.   This is what troubles me - liberals seem to be the first to defend the rights of the honor killers.  I guess it is all part of "respecting diversity" or something.

While it may be true that in a criminal case, you can raise someone else's verbal provocation as part of a defense strategy, it is not an absolute defense to a crime.   The "Fighting Words" doctrine, which many have bandied about is an entirely different thing - it deals only with government censorship of free speech that is deemed to be "fighting words" and even that exception has been watered down to the point of extinction.


  1. Thank you, Pope Francis, for pushing me over the fence from agnostic to atheist.

    I finally realized that you can't have it both ways. Religion is just a scheme to control the minds of other humans and then take away their money and power.

    You can't have it both ways - believe in religion but not organized religion. Belief is the cause of most of the world's troubles - if not all of them - because it is irrational, made-up, and nonsense.

  2. Hey, Pope Francis!

    Yo Mama so ugly, even hello kitty said goodbye.

    Yo momma's so fat, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook

    Yo mama so nasty she looks like an ogre and smells like puss in boots

    Yo mama so fat, everytime she walks she does the harlem shake

    Yo momma so fat, they used Google Earth for her school photo.

    Yo mama's like the Pillsbury dough boy.... everybody pokes her.

    Yo momma is so poor she created a gmail account just so she can eat the spam

    Yo mama so fat I asked her about the M.O.B. tattoo on her arm "Money Over Bitches?" She said "No, Mcdonalds Over Burger King"

    Yo momma so fat she sued Xbox 360 for guessing her weight

    Yo momma is so ugly that even Scooby Doo couldn't solve that mystery.

    Yo momma so stupid, she think Judo is what you make bagels with.

    Yo mama so dumb when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!

    Yo mama so dumb she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl.

    Yo mama so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

    Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a cup and told the police she got mugged.

    Yo mama is so dumb not even Google could translate her.

    Yo mama so dumb she tried to climb mountain dew

    Yo mama so dumb she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!

    Yo mama so dumb she sprayed a tree with axe body spray and thought it would fall down

    Yo Momma is so dumb she bought tickets to Xbox Live

    Yo mamma so dumb that when she had to leave a voicemail she walked all the way to my house and screamed in my mailbox.

    Yo mama so dumb she stood on a chair to raise her IQ.

    Yo mama so dumb she thinks menopause is a button on a VCR

    Yo mama is so dumb she thinks that Harlem shake is a drink

    Yo momma is so dumb she stuck a phone up her ass to make a booty call

    Yo mama is so dumb she cut open a pineapple and said "Spongebob were are you?"

    Yo mama is so dumb. She went to the eye doctor to buy an iPad.

    Yo mama so dumb, first time she used a vibrator she broke her two front teeth.

    Yo momma so dumb when the judge said "order!" she said "pie and chips please!"

    Yo momma so dumb she put catfood down her pants to feed her pussy!

    Yo momma so dumb, I said drinks are on the house and she went to get a ladder

    Yo mama's so dumb she put two M&M's in her ears and thought she was listening to Eminem.

    Yo mama so dumb she sued Xbox One for guessing her IQ

    Yo mama so dumb she went to the dentist to get her Bluetooth fixed.

    Yo Mama so dumb, she brought a ladder to go to HIGH SCHOOL!

    Yo mama so dumb when I said ''That act is stealing the show.'', she called the police!

    Yo mama so dumb she looked in the mirror and said what the f**k you lookin at!

    Yo momma so dumb she thought dunkin donuts was a basketball team.

    Yo Mama is so dumb, she thought a quarterback was an ATM.

    You gonna punch me now, Francis?

  3. Apparently, the Pope not only punches people in the face, he likes to hit little children, too. I had such high hopes for this Pope, but it seems like he is losing is mind.

  4. Pope Francis keeps the hits coming:

  5. Pope Punchy has lost his mind, comparing transgender people to nuclear weapons. WHAT THE FUCK???

  6. And the hits keep coming. In spite of all of the above, we could always say, "Well, at least he is going to clean up that pedophile priest mess, right?"


    So, that just leaves liberation theology next on the chopping block, and we are right back to Pope Ratzenberger not-a-Nazi the first.

  7. Pope Punchy is thinking that maybe doing this gig for another year and then having a cush retirement might be a better option:

    So, for all you Catholics out there, be sure to put money in the collection plate. You now have TWO retired Popes to support, and those robes don't dry-clean themselves!

  8. The latest from the Part-time Pope:

    Where do they get these guys?

  9. It just gets worse and worse....

    France selects an envoy to the Vatican who is gay, and the Vatican rejects him.

    Like there are no gay people in the Vatican.... NOT! The place is rife with closeted gay priests.

    You might want to watch this documentary, also on netflix:

  10. "Pope Francis met Palestinian president Mahmoud Abbas during a private audience early on Saturday, days after the Vatican said it was preparing to sign its first accord with Palestine, drawing Israeli anger. Pope Francis praised Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas as an "angel of peace" during the meeting at the Vatican."


    for more information about this "Angel of Peace".

    Nice guy. Hostage taking, murders, terrorism. A real peacenik!

  11. See also:

    for some interesting quotes from this "Angel".


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