You can boost your share price by putting trendy buzzwords in press releases.
Meme stocks are stocks that are hyped heavily on the Internet, to the point where their share price makes no sense whatsoever Young people - mostly young men - get duped into buying shares in these companies and are exhorted to "hold on" and "never sell" even as the share price tanks. It becomes a form of social media, where the participants log on every day to swap stories, talk to each other in buzzwords, and call each other "apes" or other appellations.
Even when they lose huge amounts of money (usually by purchasing stock options at the urging of their peers) they seek out recognition and endorsement from their peers by posting pictures of their rapidly declining portfolios - often in the negative region, when options are involved. In some cases, we are talking about six-figure sums, or more. Oh, well, all in a day's fun
Of course, anyone with half a brain could figure out that the entire thing is being orchestrated by someone or a group of someones, to manipulate share prices. Thinly-traded stocks are very vulnerable to sudden spikes in share price, as even a small increase in demand causes a huge increase in share price, as there are few shares for sale.
The old penny-stock scam is a case in point. Most penny-stock companies are small businesses where family members own most shares and few are for sale. The con artist buys a few shares for pennies apiece and then hypes the stock using an e-mail blast to a million recipients. Even if only one in a thousand buys the stock, the price can jump from mere pennies to dollars - showing that the predicted rise was as foretold in the e-mail blast! But of course, nothing about the company actually changed. The only change was a sudden and artificial increase in demand for shares.
The con artist then cashes out and the share price plummets back to pennies. Those who bought for dollars lose 90% or more of their "investment." But since each "investor" lost only a few hundred dollars, well, they just chalk it up to bad luck and move on.
This was all illegal when I was a lad, as was gambling in general. Today, anything goes and the stock market is now a casino. This will not end well - it never does When the scam collapses, a lot of little people will get hurt and not just those who chose to gamble. Crashes like this take down whole markets. When over-inflated real estate collapsed in 2008, it brought down the whole real estate market - and the bond market and the stock market.
Sadly, surveys seem to indicate that the next generation of 20-something males is falling for the same old gags, this time dressed up as online casinos or sports betting or "prediction markets" - the last being a sure sign of compulsive gambling. Of course, it is pathetically easy to rig these sort of bets, particularly when the betting parlor is based offshore. Sports betting, I suspect, will result in some sort of game-fixing scandal in a matter of months (if not already).
Meme stocks are just another aspect of this - penny stock scams gone wild. Companies such as Game Stop, which is a thing, just not "the next big thing!" saw its share price skyrocket for no reason at all, other than people on r/wallstreetbets or r/superstonk started buying and holding shares. There is a reason why the operators of these schemes exhort their "apes" to HOLD the stock. If no one is selling, the share price will spike.
The net result was that the share price spiked and fell for no apparent business reason. An old-school brick-and-mortar business seemed like an odd thing to speculate on. But then weird things started to happen. Management of the company saw this happening and wanted in on the deal. They talked about issuing new stock, but as I understand it, that fizzled. Then they announced they were getting into crypto and blockchain and the share price spiked - for a time. Put buzzwords in your press release and the share price will go up.
Recently, a similar thing happened with AI. An organic sneaker company whose "Market Cap" was at one time over two billion dollars, sold off all its IP to an overseas firm for a few million bucks. The company had flown high, then crashed. The next day, they announced they were going to get into AI - as if you could just dabble in this after selling sneakers. The share price soared 600% and then tanked 30% the next day. Still a nice gain for whoever was holding shares at the moment.
Of course, AI is a thing, just as GameStop was a thing. But getting into AI requires more than a few million in investments. Data centers are not cheap - on the order of billions of dollars, not mere millions. And they are getting harder to build, as communities rail against increased utility and water bills. Each data center uses enough resources to supply a small city of 100,000 people. Famously, Iran targeted such data centers in the Middle East - where energy is cheap but water scarce. They are a very vulnerable "soft target" to be sure.
To me, anyway, the idea that a niche sneaker company can just chuck it all and go all-in on AI for a lousy $25M seems laughable - and a sign the end times are nigh. You can just say shit like this, watch your share price spike, and cash out your stock options the next day and no one says squat. Well, maybe a few analysts cautiously remark that it seems implausible, but most are afraid of getting sued and perhaps there is an unspoken agreement among them not to rock the boat - lest all our 401(k)'s tank at once.
Blockchain was a thing, but it never really turned out to be as big a thing as people claimed it would be. Crypto has hosted an innumerable number of scams and rug-pulls. Some "coins" are still around and used still, for nefarious things, like money-laundering and illegal trafficking in drugs and people. But as an "investment" it has never proven stable - although we little people are being exhorted to add it to our portfolio, mostly by sketchy financial sites (read: any financial site that suggest you buy crypto or provides a means of doing so) or even "legitimate" investment houses and banks. It never took off at a currency, even after more than a decade. And as an "investment" it only makes sense if you can time the market and buy low and sell high - which is nearly impossible to do, unless you are the one pulling the strings.
Blockchain really never found much other uses. I read online, a discourse from some IT types who put blockchain into their company's financial networks ("fintech" I guess?) but noted it was little more than a hood ornament on a car - a part of the car, but not a necessary part of it. They noted that the entire blockchain portion of their system could fail and no one would notice the difference, while the reverse was not true - the system could not operate on blockchain alone. I suspect that if the blockchain portion does fail, or undergoes maintenance and is taken offline for repair, no one will ever get around to fixing it. Days, weeks, and months will go by and eventually it will be forgotten.
Similarly, AI is an interesting tool, but not a necessary one. And often it is an intrusive one. Want to search Google? The first thing you have to do is bypass the AI response and go to "web" for real search results (but search results far shittier than five years ago). AI is just a hindrance to real search results - it just keeps barfing up the same obvious answers and fails to dig deep into hard data.
But it is the buzzword of the day, so everyone wants to get in on it. It gets mentioned in press releases and annual reports. Investors want to see the company doing the latest-and-greatest thing, even if it is wildly unprofitable. They give out AI for free to consumers, hoping we get hooked on it. Whether consumers are willing to pay subscription fees down the road for AI, remains to be seen. And given the staggering cost of AI data centers, even subscription fees are not enough. ChatGTP makes millions in subscription fees from customers but costs billions to operate. That's off by a factor of a thousand.
We'll see where this goes, of course. And I doubt it will go away entirely. But on the other hand, the fact that "AI" is being used to hype up stock prices tells me a bubble isn't that far from bursting.
