Tuesday, November 12, 2024
Bissell Rocks!
Monday, November 11, 2024
It's No One's Fault, It's Everybody's Fault!
Bernie Sanders knows what its like to be a working man!
Bernie struggled through life. He spent over a decade working his way through college, working for GM and UTC and even UPS as a Teamster. He had several side hustles, including delivering pizzas, tutoring calculus and working as a paid intern at planned parenthood. Once he graduated, he started his own business and became a jobs creator, too!
Oh, wait, that's me. Bernie worked as a handyman carpenter and failed at even that. He decided to go into politics and became a career politician. His wife ran a college into the ground. He became a landlord and owns at least three or four houses, including a dacha on Lake Champlain. Yes, he is a man of the people and knows of our struggle!
Or maybe not. He plays the populist card, but like my stinking hippie brother's communist puppet shows, he has no idea what working in a factory or warehouse is really like, other than in Marxist theory. And as I noted before, you come down to the factory spouting that commie bullshit, the "workers" will beat the snot out of you. The workers are very conservative, it turns out.
I have no doubt he is sincere in his beliefs - as was Ralph Nader - just wrong. The reason the "workers" didn't embrace Harris was because not because they thought the the Democratic Party was not left enough but was too far left. Bernie is right that the Democrats' platform didn't resonate with workers in steel mills in Springfield, Ohio. But the reason they didn't resonate was Bernie and AOC and Ohmar. They became the face of the Democratic party, thanks to Fox News and other right-wing media outlets, and Democrats let that go unchallenged.
There is a reason why, too. If Democrats distanced themselves from the far-Left of the party, they risk alienating the far-Left voters, who are skittish as it is - often threatening not to vote unless their demands are not met. This is what I call, "hostage politics" and it is quite popular these days.
Meanwhile, moving toward the center to appease moderate "independent" voters didn't work either, as the GOP and its media (and Russian) cohorts painted the Democrats as radicals. For many middle-of-the-road Americans, the idea of voting for a Democrat was just a non-starter, even if that candidate was Reagan or Trump (who were both Democrats at one time, oddly enough).
The Democratic "brand" has been tarnished and to many Americans, it stands for transgender school operations, litter boxes in the classroom for furries, student loan forgiveness, welfare state, and increased taxes. Most of these characterizations (if not all of them) are false, but they stuck. And they stuck because people love rage-bait - they love to hate things. And Fox News gave them a colorful piñata to whack at. And it felt good.
So no, it wasn't Bernie's fault - entirely - or that of Reps AOC and Omar. They represent a portion of the party that is on the leftish side, and the GOP used them to decorate their piñata. On the other hand, Sanders has some balls claiming to represent the working man, when he has never worked a day in his life as a factory worker or hard hat or fast-food worker. He has a lot of nice theories about what these jobs are like, but no real hard experience.
America is a conservative country. So are most other countries in the world. All across the world, right-wing parties are making gains or are in control. Even "liberal" Western Europe is turning to right-wing politics, in part due to the worldwide immigration crises. Leftist politics are past their "sell-by" date, worldwide.
Democrats are able to achieve power only when they lean in toward the center and advance centrist causes. Leftists hate this, but it is part and parcel of "the art of the possible." If you look back at the Democratic Presidents of the post-war era, you see a lot of centrist and sometimes conservative policies.
Kennedy cut taxes, expanded our role in Vietnam, and even greenlighted a ill-fated invasion of Cuba. Johnson did expand civil rights and "the great society" but escalated the war even further. Jimmy Carter was from the conservative South and implemented the deregulation of industries that Reagan largely took credit for (a typical Republican trick, by the way). And Clinton? He negotiated the legislation that resulted in welfare being disbanded, replaced by TANF, which provides only five years of "assistance" for your lifetime.
Even poor Obama was called out by the far-Left as being too conservative. Seems you just can't win at this game, no matter what you do!
People complain about our "two-party" system, yet when I went to the polls, there were five names on the Presidential ticket. The reason why three of them never went anywhere was because no one is that far-left or far-right. Heck, half the people voting for fringe candidates like Russian asset Jill Stein, do so only as a "protest vote."
So no, the problem wasn't that the Democrats were "not far left enough" but that they were painted as too far left. But yes, too, Bernie is right in that the Democrats didn't explain well enough how their platform would help the working class.
Tell people you will lower taxes on the middle class and raise taxes on the rich and all they hear is "...raise taxes..." because, let's face it, everyone thinks they are the "rich" particularly when you classify "rich" as someone making over $400,000 a year. You'd be surprised how many middle-class people make that much, particularly when they have dual incomes at good jobs.
The flip side is also true - they hear about cutting taxes for the lower classes and they think, "tax cut for minorities" which of course is racist. Act shocked. Trump's pie-in-the-sky proposals to eliminate taxes on tips and overtime resonated with the working class as he was talking directly about cutting taxes on labor itself. A waitress who has to cough up extra money to cover taxes on her tips (which often wipes out the base pay) feels they are being over-taxed. A factory worker agrees to work overtime, only to see the tax on his overtime pay rocket up (because of the higher pay rate) and appear to negate the time-and-a-half or double-time pay rate.
So yea, maybe Bernie has a point, but his solution isn't the answer. Going further left isn't going to entice conservative workers.
Of course, people are "blaming" other groups - young white men who follow Andrew Tate, Hispanics who are conservative Catholics, white women who vote their own rights away, Jews who think that Harris was too soft on Hamas, Palestinians who though Harris was too hard on Israel - the list goes on and on. You can't please everybody, particularly when they have been so effectively divided up into factions.
So, how did Trump do it? After all, while the Leftists are threatening me with universal healthcare and free college, there are, on the far-right, neo-Nazis, white supremacists, racists, misogynists, and antisemites, some of who have promised violence (or actually engaged in it) to get their way. How Trump navigates this is interesting. He "dog whistles" to the extremists ("good people on both sides") which infuriates the Left, but who cares? Half of the Left is threatening not to vote anyway, as a protest.
Republicans fall in line. They also have selective hearing. They might be peripherally aware that odious elements of the far-right support Trump, but they seem to be comfortable with filtering that out. Meanwhile, if even one Antifa activist expresses support for Harris, well, she's dead to them (Republicans, that is). Like I said, selective hearing.
There are some on the far-left who want to see the system fail. I talked with a friend who was upset over the election outcome. He said, "I hope these fuckers who voted for Trump lose their homes, their jobs, and their life savings - even if it means the same for me! Maybe only then will they see the folly of their ways and vote progressive!" It is the age-old argument of tearing down before starting over. Destroying the village to save the village. Sucks to be a Villager!
On that note, we made our reservations for a 14-day transitioning (repositioning) cruise to Spain. Cruise lines move their boats from the Caribbean to the Mediterranean and back, based upon demand. The fares are very low (~$750 per person) and the ships are sparsely populated. We plan on renting a VW camper van and exploring the Iberian peninsula, including Portugal, to see the sights and also think about expat living. We are taking another cruise ship back, to New Orleans, a month-and-a-half later, staying there a while and then taking the train home (sleeper car). It should be a fun trip. This summer, we are going to Canada to cool off and see what our options are there as well.
And no TSA, no Karens trying to claim your seat, no $20 drinks at the airport lounge! Crossing the Atlantic by ship - twice!
And before you say it, yes, I saw the article in the paper today about the "Four year cruise" - it is a scam. The company has a tired old cruise ship and has a chequered history, even before making that offer. And the price is ridiculous! For less than half the $250,00 they are asking, you could spend four years on state-of-the-art cruise ships!
Saturday, November 9, 2024
Russia Foiled Again?
While the election turned out in Russia's favor, maybe it wasn't what they really wanted.
I was listening to an NPR show on the radio recently. Now that Trump has won, NPR, WaPo, and NYT suddenly rediscover their role as "liberal media." I guess even they too, will sell their country up the river for a nickle with that "both sides" and "sanewashing" approach before the election. Now that everyone on the Left is paranoid, well, they've gone back to being a beacon for liberals. All I can say is, don't trust 'em!
The show was interesting as one brief piece was about a Russian podcaster who was far-right - sort of their version of Alex Jones. And he was upset that Trump won. The Russian playbook was to repeat the events of January 6th, by having Harris win by a narrow margin. Then, the Russian Internet Research Agency could spread "election fraud" rumors and start another insurrection or perhaps this time, civil war.
Their goal, he said, was chaos. If Americans started a civil war it would shrink our power on the world stage and help the narrative of actual and wanna-be dictators who have used January 6th as an example of why Democracy doesn't work. A peaceful transition of power? That's no fun for Russia!
So of all the possible outcomes, Trump winning wasn't on their Bingo card and Russia is kind of pissed-off about that, at least according to this Aleks Dzhons of Russia.
I thought that was fascinating. A friend of mine went to Afghanistan and came back with a long beard and some long stories. I asked him why the Taliban was blowing up civilians in terror attacks on their own countrymen. "Chaos works in their favor," he replied. And that is the goal of the terrorist - terror. There is no pork chop hill to take over or strategic military goals to achieve. Just chaos.
So a smooth election foiled their carefully laid plans.
What will happen now remains to be seen. Much of the "Project 2025" agenda will require legislation from Congress - some parts even require Constitutional Amendment. Not all Republicans are on board with this agenda, and if only a few defect, or the filibuster remains in effect, well, the flywheel of Congress could put a check on Trump's ambitious plans. And all it will take is a 24-month delay until the mid-terms. At that point, we may see the majority in the House or Senate change, as it often does during mid-terms.
Of course, this assumes the Democrats get their shit together and put forth candidates that can get elected. Here in Georgia, Republicans often run unopposed. How hard is it to put someone - anyone - on the ballot? You need not even campaign - just wait for your opponent to get caught up in some predictable scandal.
Anyway, gotta go - booking our transatlantic cruise to Spain and Portugal. Scouting out some ex-pat locations to hide for four years!
Wednesday, November 6, 2024
Congratulations President Hoover! (What Went Wrong - Or Did It?)
I noted in my last posting that Hillary was leading in the polls prior to election day 2016. She lost. But in her defense, she won the popular vote. This time around, it appears that not only did Trump win the electoral college, but the popular vote as well. This leaves a lot of people scratching their heads looking for an explanation. I think it is not one thing, but a host of small things that the GOP took advantage of, to win.
1. The Candidate(s): Joe Biden ran as a one-term President. Then he changed his mind. Then he changed his mind again, and Kamala was anointed his successor, only weeks before the convention. Whatever your political views are, this is a unique series of events in US History - as unique as a President being voted out of office - and voted back in again. And no, Donald Trump is no Grover Clevelend - he's much fatter!
Kamala was not my first choice, but rather a "Not Trump!" candidate. Some argue that was all she was and didn't have a platform of her own. This was not true, but as we shall see, the Democrats made the fundamental mistake of letting the opposing party define you. Once you go along with that, you are toast.
2. Democrats Fall In Love, Republicans Fall In Line: It is an old saying and it is true - Republicans have a "what's in it for me?" attitude, whether their issue is abortion, the economy, lower taxes, jobs, immigration or whatever. So long as the candidate gives them something they want, the overlook other issues which they believe don't affect them. So they will go along with the party line and vote obediently.
Democrats, on the other hand, seem to want a candidate who reflects all of their values without exception. And we saw this on the far-left, which, encouraged by Russian Internet trolls, claimed they would not vote for Biden (and later Harris) unless the Democrats gave in to a laundry list of far-left demands. The fact that Trump will give them nothing, didn't seem to faze them.
In fact, some were cheering on a Trump victory. As in 2016, many of the "Bernie Bros" voted for Trump, hoping the country would fall into collapse and thrust Bernie into the oval office. Yes, people actually think this way and there is historical precedent for it. Communists in Germany, for example, hoped that they would win in the end as people turned away from fascism. I guess that sort of happened, at least in East Germany. But usually what happens is the other side wins and then puts you in jail.
3. Palestine: Harris had to walk a tightrope on Israel and Palestine. If she came across as too sympathetic to the plight of civilians in Palestine, she risked offending some Jewish voters in swing States. On the other hand, if she came across as too pro-Israel, she risked offending Arab voters.
In Dearborn, Michigan, a largely Muslim community today, Joe Biden won in 2020 with 80% of the vote, according to NPR this morning. Harris lost to Trump 41% to 31%. Jill Stein, who actually visited the city, scored an amazing 18% of the vote. This time around, third parties didn't appear to be "spoilers" as in the past, but rather "none of the above" (as in Utah) or not voting was what turned the tide.
And the optics were horrible. Some pro-Palestinian protesters were seen lauding Hamas and Hezbollah, as if they were legitimate political parties and not terrorist organization. Again, people - and Republicans in particular - vote with their own self-interest in mind. And to a majority of Americans, the math is simple: Israel hasn't blown up a disco or pushed a man in a wheelchair off a cruise ship. Hamas and the PLO and Hezbollah have killed Americans, while Israel hasn't. Like it or not, this means Americans see Israel as "the good guys" and Palestinians as the bad.
As an added bonus, many fundamental Christians believe the end times are upon us (and Trump certainly fits the bill as the Antichrist!) and see the Middle East in this context of prophesies foretold. They actually want world war three to break out in Israel as they believe it was set forth in Revelations. Plus, I guess, they don't mind seeing a lot of Jews killed. Yes, they are pro-Israel and yet, antisemitic. Not the brightest bunch.
4. The Youth Vote That Wasn't: A lot was bet on young people, some just coming of age, voting for Harris. And many did. Many did not and many more simply didn't vote. The GOP has done a good job of dumbing down education and Trump sure loves his "poorly educated" voters. But even those of good education and high intelligence, the voting record is poor.
Even during the Vietnam War, when the "what's in it for me?" crowd had a big dog in the fight, many young people saw voting as a scam or not worth doing. In fact, the riots at the 1968 convention (because Humphrey wasn't anti-war enough) only insured a Nixon victory. Again, since they can't get everything they want, they will insure that everyone gets the exact opposite.
Recent research suggests that the human brain doesn't fully develop - mature - until about age 25. This is why we send 18-year-olds off to fight our wars and not 30-somethings who know better. My own experience is this was the exact age I gave up drugs and alcohol, finished my Engineering degree, started my career and went to law school. Prior to that, I was just a big, goofy kid (and am regressing back to that as we speak).
Young men in particular are very susceptible to peer pressure and influence. Joe Rogan Bros are a case in point. That is, if they vote at all - voting is so gay - right?
Among young leftists, the problem is worse. They are too young to understand that idealism is fine and all, but sometimes - most times - you have to settle for what is possible. "Politics is the art of the possible" according to Otto von Bismark. Wrong guy but he had the right idea. Compromise is one of those things you learn after age 25 when you realize that while the world is not an ideal place, it still is pretty decent, if you don't obsess about perfection.
Whatever the reason, the youth vote for Harris wasn't enough to turn the tide and relying on the youth vote is a bad idea for any campaign.
5. Race and Gender: One issue you didn't see the Democrats raising this time was the fact we might have a "woman President." I still have a refrigerator magnet that the Hillary campaign sent me that says "Madam President" - celebrating the novelty of it all. This time around, only Republicans harped on race or gender, with Trump famously making his "she turned black" comments.
Republicans knew they could afford to piss off minorities as, well, they are minorities and white people still make up 70% of the country. But even then, there are minorities who don't consider themselves minorities but will be in for a rude awakening pretty soon. I noted before how my friends from Latin America were insulted if you suggested their ancestry was anything other than 100% Spanish. Even the head of the "Proud Boys" white supremacy group is of afro-cuban ancestry. He doesn't realize that people named "Enrique" are not allowed in the Country Club, except through the servants' entrance.
Some people call this the "pick me!' mentality. People like this believe that when racist or misogynist slurs are being bandied about, they are not talking about them but rather those others who of course, are bad. The far-right has another term for them, "the people we kill last!" (as was applied to Yanni Yapalapalopalous).
6. They Go Low, We Go High: This was Hillary's strategy and it backfired in a big way. Study after study shows that negative ads work which is why politicians use them. Willie Horton ads and Swiftboating were abhorrent, but they worked to elect Bush and his son. No one even remembers the names of their opponents.
Online, we saw ads for Trump claiming Harris was a "border czar" who personally let in millions of "illegal immigrants." Of course, no such "border czar" position exists. Vice Presents attend State funerals overseas and act as a tie-breaking vote in the Senate. Period.
The Kamala ads were upbeat and positive and fizzled out. Tax cuts for the middle class! Tax the rich! It sounded much more vague than Trump's false promises to eliminate taxes on tips and overtime and "protect" Social Security. Trump is the friend of the working man! /s
What I would have liked to see is Harris fighting back in an ad using the same ominous voice the GOP uses in their ads, pointing out that Biden got a bi-partisan bill ready for Congress and had the votes to pass it, but it was Trump who killed the deal. And Trump is a liar and who wants to vote for a liar?
There was mountains of "negative" to use against Trump - often in his own words! Democrats used none of it. They wanted to be above the fray, I guess.
And I guess Harris, like Hillary, had no choice. A man using attack ads to get elected is being decisive and bold. A woman doing the same thing is a whiny harpy. And it ain't just men saying that - a lot of women, secretly or otherwise, believe the same thing.
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So, where does this leave us? Will project 2025 be enacted? Will Trump slap tariffs on imports and start a trade war with China (raising prices through the roof and destroying our export economy)? We'll see.
I wonder sometimes if the Democrats wanted to lose. The last decade or two have been a repeat of the same two decades 100 years ago. We had an epidemic back then, a war, and then a booming economy that seemed to grow for no organic reason. Everyone was trading stocks, the rich got richer while the working classed got screwed. In 1929, it all came crashing down at once. And Herbert Hoover pushed through the Smoot-Hawley tariff act of 1930 which put the nail in the coffin of a dying economy.
Could the same thing happen again? Maybe Democrats saw the writing on the wall and realized if they won, they would inherit a major recession. Let Trump win, and he has to "own" it - and make it far worse with his half-assed economic proposals. By 2028, maybe Americans will be finally fed up with "tax cuts for the rich" and "trickle-down economics" and vote Democratic.
Maybe. But by then there may not be another election. Besides, that smacks of the Bernie Bros methodology - tear down the system to change it. That rarely works without a lot of suffering involved.
Meanwhile, Mr. See is bombarding me with brochures and books on how to live the ex-pat life in Panama or Portugal or Catalonia... There is a transitioning cruise on Holland America to Portugal in April, and the Condo is up for sale.
Stay Tuned!
Tuesday, November 5, 2024
What Next? (It Ain't Over Yet!)
Today is election day and we go to choose a new president as well as other elected officials. A lot of people are breathing a sigh of relief, as they were sick of all the political ads and political controversy. But it's hardly over by a long shot.
If Trump wins, I expect Kamala Harris will probably concede if the election, if it is clearly in Trump's favor. However, something tells me this won't be the case. Although polls have shown the race to be neck and neck, I think there's a lot of people, such as myself, who don't answer strange phone calls or respond to polls. Polls showed Hillary winning in 2016, as you may recall.
The long lines at early voting stations and the vast number of mail-in ballots seem to indicate that voter turnout will be better than ever and this does not bode well for the Republicans. Republicans have always known that if they can get their base to vote and get the other party uninterested in voting, they have a better chance of winning. Voter turnout historically does not favor Republicans.
So, I think there's a good chance that Kamala Harris could win the election. But that doesn't mean that she would win the election. Already Trump is talking about voter fraud and will continue talking about it till he takes his last breath when he dies of old age.
The Trump campaign will file countless frivolous lawsuits alleging voter fraud but not providing any real evidence or data to support these allegations. Why do I know this? Because they did the same thing back in 2020 and their playbook is pretty limited.
Their goal is not to win these lawsuits but to delay, delay, delay. It's similar to the Bush v. Gore situation where each party filed lawsuits to change the outcome of the Florida election. The Bush team simply got judges to stay the recount of the votes until the clock ran out, at which point Bush took Florida and became President.
Each State selects electors based on popular vote. However, if there's a problem with the vote or even an alleged problem it could be bounced to the State House and an alternate slate of electors could be submitted. Trump tried to do this in 2020 and was rebuffed in every State. However, since then, Trump has managed to get some of his operatives onto election boards, and many of the swing States have a Republican majority in their State legislatures. Of course, this is due to gerrymandering which allows them to stay in power, even if they don't represent a majority of the population.
But it doesn't end there. Last time around on January 6th, they were counting the electoral votes in a joint session of Congress. If one member of House and one member of the Senate objects to a particular slate of electors, the Joint session of Congress adjourns to investigate the issue. They did this once after the January 6th insurrection, however even Republicans were ashamed of what was going on and put an end to it rather quickly.
This time around I'm not so sure. Speaker Johnson has promised to turn the election to Trump, regardless of the outcome of the vote. And if they decide to quash a particular slate of electors, they could turn the tide and Trump's favor. Again there's always the possibility of more lawsuits and the entire thing being bounced to a Trump-appointed Supreme court.
I know this sounds all doom and gloom, but you were around in January 6th, correct? You do remember the nauseating feeling between election day and inauguration day where all that shenanigans went down and kind of ruined everybody's Christmas.
There is, however, some hope. For example, here in Georgia - which went for Biden at 2020 - our governor flat out refused to "find 20,000 votes" for Donald Trump. This was basically attempted election fraud. You can't find votes you can only manufacture them. Trump was basically asking for our Governor to commit fraud and our Governor wisely declined.
Similarly, our Secretary of State also declined to get involved in Trump shenanigans and counted the votes legitimately even if they worked against his own party. I recently heard a press conference of his on Georgia Public Radio and it was interesting how he laid out how they have improved security and procedures to make sure that there are no problems with counting the votes this time around. Last time, so-called "Vote Auditors" showed up and banged on windows and tried to intimidate election workers. I suspect if they try that this time around they will be met with furious resistance from the government.
The good news is, more people early-voted in Georgia than voted in the last election. Turnout is good!
People like to make stereotype generalizations about the South, but they largely aren't true. There are a lot of good people in the South who don't go along with racism and misogyny and right-wing thinking. You have to remember Georgia was the state that elected Jimmy Carter as Governor. You might say Georgia swings both ways.
But I'm not sure about other States, and there might be some situations where elected officials try to turn the outcome of the election in Trump's favor. We'll just have to stay tuned. I'm sure it's going to get ugly.
What really worries me is all this talk about civil war. America is the most well-armed country in the world in terms of the civilian population. A lot of the people who own massive collections of firearms are mentally unhinged. In fact, unless you're an avid collector of vintage firearms and a real expert in these matters, having a vast arsenal of weapons and ammunition is kind of the definition of insanity. There's really no point in owning several dozen AR-15s and tens of thousands of rounds of ammunition unless you plan on causing trouble.
There have been scattered reports for years now of people making ominous comments about how they want to kill Democrats. For example a Amazon driver recently threw a package at a customer's porch in muttered something about Democrats deserve to die. This strikes me is very odd as he is working for the richest man in the world (or second richest man in the world) while struggling to make ends meet is an Amazon driver. Does he truly believe that cutting Jeff Bezos' taxes will trickle down to him? It's hard to believe.
But I do believe there will be some incidents, hopefully isolated incidents, where Trump supporters will go off and start shooting people randomly, targeting Democrats in particular or anyone they feel is not a true American. And I believe that between now and inauguration day and maybe afterwards they will be episodes of political violence.
Now you may say I'm being alarmist. You may say this is all speculation. But these are things that Republicans have promised America if they don't get their way. And sadly, a lot of people feel that to avoid trouble we should just cave into Republicans, much as people during the Weimar Republic caved into nazis. I mean how bad could it get?
Stay tuned and find out!
Monday, November 4, 2024
Understanding Baby Boomers
This Rabbi has some interesting insights on addiction.
The younger generation has a hard time understanding baby boomers. They seem so selfish and detached from society. They seem insane at times, falling for nonsense like Trumpism or Qanon or the latest fake posting on Facebook. The younger set is quick to blame it all on leaded gasoline, which is a pat answer, but fails to address why all baby boomers are not this way. I think there are other factors at play.
Growing up at the tail-end of the baby boom, I had the chance to study boomers in the wild. As a child, their behavior even then seemed bizarre to me. But I think there was a reason for this - their parents. The previous generation was coined "the greatest generation ever!" by Tom Brokaw (thanks Tom, for enabling narcissism!). After all, they survived the depression and fought the Nazzis - heroic deeds indeed!
But of course, not all did. Mark's Dad heroically bailed out of a burning B-17 moments before it exploded, spending four years in a POW camp. And no, it wasn't like Hogan's Heroes either. Of course, Mark's Dad would be the first to say he wasn't a hero, but just caught up in history - wrong place, wrong time. My Dad, on the other hand, literally partied his way through WWII and had a ball, not having to go overseas until the fighting was largely over and even then, was far back from the front. He didn't get even a scratch.
Nevertheless, the boomers grew up in the shadow of all this. We played "GI's and Germans" instead of Cowbows and Indians. And we had all the props to do it with - left over Army canteens, German helmets (war souvenirs) and even an ammo belt to play with. Bang! Bang! You're dead, Hitler!
And the greatest generation ever (not yet named) were quick to point out how great they were and how the next generation was nothing but worthless pieces of shit - sort of like how we mock the younger set today for their avocado toast and video games. Every generation does this to the next. And yes, the "Greatest Generation Ever" had its own slang ("23 Skiddo!" or "Oh You Kid!" - or whatever) as well as their own music (Big bands were the rock 'n roll of the era) and modes of dress - all of which alarmed their parents' generation.
But the war changed all that. I recently read The Last Convertible which was a novel based on the author's pre-war experiences. They partied and drank - a lot - at Harvard, but the older generation, including their professors, were indulgent. After all, these "kids" would soon be called up to serve their country and many would be wounded or die in the process. Suddenly, your mid-term exam schedule seems a lot less important. There was a seriousness to their tomfoolery, even if only a portion of them actually served or risked their lives.
So you can imagine what they thought of their frivolous children. First, in the 1950s, becoming beatniks or rebels without a cause, and screaming over Elvis. This is what we beat Hitler for? Then, in the 1960s, the hippies and the Beatles and drug culture and "dropping out and tuning in." Parents slaved to save money to send their kids to college so they would have a better life and the kids wanted none of it! Ungrateful bastards!
But the above video got me thinking. The Rabbi has a point - people don't just do drugs to have a good time, but to anesthetize themselves from their own demons. I knew a woman who became a heroin addict. She got pregnant in the 1960s when abortion was illegal and an out-of-wedlock pregnancy meant you were a "slut" not worthy of a "good man." Her wealthy father flew her to England for an abortion. But when she returned, she was showered with a litany of abuse by her Dad, who considered her "damaged goods." She lived up to that expectation.
My own Mother is another example, growing up in the 1930's as a Lesbian, when such things were not talked about. Her own Uncle shot himself when he was "outed" as gay and no doubt her family thought he did "the honorable thing." The message was clear - gay was the worst thing you could be. So she drank herself to death (and attempted suicide) over the next half-century, finally succeeding at her task.
Of course, not everyone's demons are the same or as bad as another's. But I wonder perhaps, if the whole "counterculture" movement was a reaction to the overhanging reputation of the previous generation. Those coming of age in the post-war era were expected to keep their nose clean and go to school and get good grades and behave, because Mom and Dad had already done all the heavy lifting in WWII. Eventually, they rebelled against these restrictions.
The "lost generation" of Korean War vets, is a case in point. The Korean conflict was as horrific as any other war - worse in some ways. Yet, returning veterans didn't get the hero's welcome their predecessors did as America was ready to move on from war. Besides, the Korean was was creating steel shortages and this was inconvenient to the folks back home!
Maybe the same could be said for Vietnam. The older generation "did their duty" and didn't understand why the younger set wasn't eager to die for an ambiguous cause - supporting a government and a religion that was not even popular with the people they were trying to "save."
The baby boomers started to go off the rails. Drug addiction and alcoholism continued to rise in the 1960s and accelerated in the 1970s, as new drugs, such as crack, took hold. An entire generation, told they were worthless pieces of shit by their parents (and often beaten - it was a thing back then) turned to anesthesia to forget about their troubles.
Of course, many escaped this trap and thrived and grew. But a lot of the boomer generation are damaged goods, and often the damage is self-inflicted. Worst of all, many failed to learn from the lessons of their own lives - just as their parents failed to learn their own experiences - and passed on the traumas of their childhoods to the next generation.
My Father, for example, had an anger management problem - he was angry all the time, usually at his worthless children. And yea, he used to beat us, that is, until one day I realized he was old and middle-aged and two young bucks could kick his ass. I guess there is an advantage to being youngest - you can see these things. He disappeared for four days and when he came back, well, he was a lot calmer. But I digress.
Sadly, we (all of us) fail to learn from our own experiences and mock the next generations for their perceived transgressions. We pick on them for using oddball slang and listening to annoying music, just as our parents' generation did with us, and their parents' generation did with theirs. Some argue we should go back to a "simpler time" when children were silent and obedient, but I suspect that simpler time never existed, other than in physically abusive homes.
But getting back to baby boomers, I suspect part of their underlying "trauma" was caused by trying to live up to the expectations of "the greatest generation ever" and then failing badly at it. They were set up to fail, which is why just gave up and "dropped out, turned on, and tuned in" to the whole counter-culture thing.
There is hope, however. Not for the boomers, who are, fortunately marching off to the graveyard in droves as we speak, but for the next generation. Alcohol use is down, as is drug use and teenage pregnancy. Perhaps the next generation has fewer demons to slay than prior generations, even as they face a real-world with what seem like insurmountable challenges.
Maybe so. If so, good for them - and their goofy music, slang, video games, and avocado toast! Could be, they're on to something.
Sunday, November 3, 2024
Car Wash Clubs
As I am getting older, I find myself less able to do things on my own. I used to pride myself on "doing it myself" whether it was mowing the lawn, changing my own oil, or washing my own car. Hiring people to do your personal chores makes little sense - at least when you are young and ambulatory and have the energy to do these things.
As we get older, well, it becomes harder and harder to do manual labor. My Mother warned me of this at an early age. "Save your money," she said, "You'll need it when you get older and can't do things for yourself!"
Sadly, I see a lot of young people hiring lawn guys, maids, and whatnot, on the premise that since they are "so busy" with their careers, they don't have time to do these tasks themselves. Instead, they come home from work, order a pizza, and flop in front of the television for four or five hours. I did it. All my friends and neighbors did it. Then I woke up one day as if from a dream and wondered what the heck I was doing - going into credit card debt while paying a guy to mow my lawn and destroy my sprinkler heads. I made some changes.
That was 25 years ago, and time has gone by and I have changed for the worse. Mowing even just the front yard is an exhausting chore that leaves me wiped out and dizzy. Washing even the car is a monumental task - just coiling the hose is a problem with arthritis.
So, I thought I would check out the new car wash at the end of the St. Simons causeway. The hamster was filthy and with all these doctor's appointments, I wasn't sure when I would get the time to wash it. So I rolled into "Swifty" car wash, which as it turns out, is part of a larger chain of car washes with a dozen different names.
An employee bounces out to the check-in terminal and says, "Hey Boss!" - everyone calls you "Boss" there as I would find out. They had different levels of wash, and I chose the $30 "graphene" level which was one level below their ultimate wash. The attendant explained that for $30 I would have unlimited washes for a month, so I thought I would give it a try.
Well, the wash experience was good - the car look shiny new with "graphene" (whatever that is) and they have free vacuum bays with the most powerful vacuums known to man - they literally suck the floor mats out of the car. Speaking of which, they had a floor mat cleaner machine like they had in Ithaca, and it beats the dirt right out of the mats. They have stacks of microfiber towels for wiping and drying, along with paper and "cleaner" to do your windows.
I have used it a few times since then. I kind of feel guilty taking it there when it just has water spots on it from a light rain. But "unlimited" means unlimited, right?
I tried the "other" car wash - Foamy - with the truck, for a one-time wash. Similar deal, but they have no floor mat machine. Bummer. They also had a $30 "unlimited" wash, but after a month, it went up to $45 a month thereafter. Lots of fine print to check off as well. I declined.
It made me worry though, had I signed up for an auto-renew plan at Swifty? Indeed I had and the attendant failed to mention this. I logged onto their website and after entering the number on the sticker they attached to my windshield, I was able to set up my account and enter account information.
Turns out, you can only cancel the plan online, but it appears the cancellation is painless. They will even pro-rate a cancellation if you sell your car or move away. They do require seven days notice before auto-renewal, I guess because the billing system needs time to cancel auto-pay.
They also offer a "suspend" option, if you are going away for the summer (as we do) and I will investigate that. I am not sure how it works, but I wonder if some wily user would "suspend" his account on a weekly basis, so as to stretch out how long his $30 lasts. I suspect the owners have thought of that. Probably can only "suspend" for a month at a time.
I kind of kick myself for not realizing I had signed up for an auto-renew plan. But on the plus side, it only auto-renews at $30, not $45 like the "foamy" place did. So far, I have used it four times, or once a week, and that brings the cost-per-wash to $7.50 which is less than I would spent in quarters at a "do it yourself" wash bay.
It does still require effort - to vacuum the car, to wipe down excess water and clean windows and interior surfaces. However, the amount of effort decreases over time as once the car is clean, it is easier to keep it clean.
I will let it renew another month or so, and experiment with the "suspend" feature. If they try to make cancelling like a gym membership, I will report back.
As for oil changes, I have kind of given up on that messy business. The cost at the e-z lube place is not too astronomical compared to buying oil and filters. Plus, you have a written record of oil changes (file those receipts in a binder!) which helps with resale and warranty claims. So many cars today have 100,000 mile drivetrain warranties - provided you can prove the oil was changed regularly.
With each passing day, I am "doing it myself" less and less, and I'm OK with that. I worked hard for 40-some-odd years, it is time to relax!
Wednesday, October 30, 2024
Time Exposure
Trying to cure "old age" is futile. How about extending youth instead?
Thanks to all the kind words and suggestions I have received regarding my decrepitude. I suspect that much of it is inevitable and after spending a lot of money (and that of the insurance company) they will tell me to get over it. I am aging, or as the above cartoon puts it, "dying of time exposure."
How long you live is something of a crapshoot. You can eat right, exercise, not drink or smoke, and, as some wags put it, "die anyway." I wrote before how my cardiologist told me that unless I "changed my lifestyle" I would regret it by age 70. On the other hand, his "lifestyle" included riding racing bikes on narrow, shoulder-less roads or on busy highways in a retirement community where many drivers are over 80 or 90 and some legally blind. He fell off his bike and broke a rib and punctured a lung. That is a lifestyle choice to be sure. Sad, too, because we have 25 miles of bike paths here, and nary a Buick on any one of them.
Genetics has a lot to do with it, to be sure. Lifestyle choices also are important and I am not trivializing them - far from it, as we shall see. Environment has a lot to do as well. Mental health has a big part to play. Economic status comes into play as well.
For example, my father's parents had dramatically different life spans. His Dad died before I was born, of lung cancer. Meanwhile, Grandma, who smoked and had a cocktail every evening, lived to be in her mid-80s. It may be the laws of probability at play, or perhaps Grandpa was exposed to asbestos. Back then, lung cancer was lung cancer, and we didn't distinguish it from mesothelioma.
When you get older, you start to fall apart - and spend more time visiting doctors, taking pills and having procedures done. Medicare kicks in and they find a lot wrong with you all of a sudden. Supposedly, 1/3 of all Medicare costs occur in the last year of life - or is it the last month? I forget.
Seems to me we are extending the worst and most expensive part of life. Why not start at the beginning? If people want to live longer, intervention begins there. Stem cell research is taking off as these early cells can take on any cell form and reproduce easily. Even ordinary cells regenerate fast when you are young. I remember when I was five years old, putting a band-aid on a cut and the next day the cut was gone, leaving perfectly smooth skin with no scars. Today? A simple bug bite festers for weeks or months before it finally heals, leaving a nasty scar in its wake.
By age 60, the body starts shutting down. By the 80s, the end game is pretty much foregone. Trying to "save" an older person with decades of injuries, arthritis, brain damage, organ damage, brittle bones, and so forth, seems kind of futile - and probably one reason average life expectancy hasn't really gone up in recent years (and gone down in some!). You can't "fix" a broken-down car with frame rot and a seized engine, you can only replace it. On the other hand, if you garage a brand-new car and drive it carefully and take care of it, it can go for decades with minimal intervention or wear.
Maybe we need to spend more time and money on the first part of life - extending .youth as long as possible, rather than the futile task of extending old age - a painful task at that. It just seems that once puberty sets in, the death clock starts ticking - accelerating with each passing decade. And oddly enough, as life expectancy has decreased by a couple of years in the USA, at the same time the age of menarche - the age of puberty - has decreased by the same number of years.
I for one would have welcomed an extra decade of childhood, as opposed to an extra decade of decrepitude, old age, pain, and illness. Maybe the medical industry is looking at this all wrong.
Just a thought!
Tuesday, October 29, 2024
The Rise of the Culture of Belligerence
"It's just a joke, bro!" is the new way to say horrible things.
I wrote about the Culture of Belligerence more than once. Basically, it is a whole subculture that has evolved and gone mainstream over the years, where everyone tries to be a tough guy and a general pain-in-the-ass to everyone else. It isn't just one thing you can put your finger on, but a host of smaller things that have come together. And yea, assholes have been with us since the dawn of time. But lately, well, it has amped up considerably.
It isn't just the loud mufflers on jacked-up pickups or tricked-out "hogs." It isn't just the aggressive driving and resulting road rage. It isn't just the tattoos and piercings designed to shock and intimidate - along with a wardrobe meant to make one look like a gang member. It is all these things but much more.
Actual violence is on the rise - not in actual crime statistics, but in the media. When I was a kid, we had professional wrestling and roller derby and we all knew they were fake as hell. Even then, though, only lower-class belligerent people followed these "sports." Today we have "unlimited" fighting where blood on the floor is the norm, not the exception. Even if fake, it panders to the blood lust of the audience.
Not to mention an entire generation has been imprinted on first-person-shooter games. Back in the 1960s we wrung our hands because the average 10-year-old had witnessed hundreds of (acted) murders on television. Today's youth have committed far more, virtually, via online games. But of course, there's no harm in that, right?
And thanks to smart phones and the Internet, we can all watch some angry Kevin or Karen beat the crap out of a fast-food worker (or vice-versa) because they got the wrong dippin' sauce. Taking offense over trivial matters is now seen as justified.
Right-wing humor (an oxymoron if there ever was one) has taken off, with "Clapter" replacing laughter as "comedians" give audiences licenses to indulge in their darkest fantasies. You hate minorities? That's OK now, for some reason, and seen as a rational political position, even held by some minorities themselves.
Yes, there has always been racist, antisemitic, and misogynist humor, usually told by junior high school students (in chronological age or mental status) which were a lame attempt at being edgy. I recall one such boorish person telling Hitler jokes and they all fell flat. Ditto for jokes about Jews, women, or even Polish people. Something about screen doors in submarines. These "jokes" - if you could call them that - were just regurgitations of racial stereotypes and not actual humor. No clever punchline or anything that makes you laugh out loud. They are a way of saying, "we are us, and they are them" - further separating people apart from one another.
This is not to say you can't do this kind of humor at all, only that if done properly, it is funny and no one is offended. The clever comedian dances close to the line, puts one foot over the edge and then quickly steps back before the audience notices. Such humor is kind and gentle, not harsh and abrasive.
For example, Jerry Seinfeld made a lucrative career out of humor that, for the most part, didn't attack other people. Seinfeld did his share of gay jokes, but in such a manner that everyone laughed, for the most part. "Not that there's anything wrong with that!" poked fun at gay stereotypes, not gay people, as well as gently prodding the burgeoning art of political correctness.
Perhaps less nuanced were the bits with Cedric and Bob, two gay characters who were bullies. Again, these skits were poking fun at political correctness and flipping the script on gay stereotypes by making the gay characters aggressive instead of passive. Not as funny as the other bits and perhaps a little hostile.
But nothing compared to conventional "gay" jokes, usually told by someone desperately trying to remain in the closet. Those "jokes" amount to little more than repetition of stereotypes, usually having the joke-teller mimic "gay" postures, such as limp-wrists and lispy speech.
Similarly, right-wing "humor" about Jews amounts to little more than mimicking Yiddish accents or making fun of stereotype appearances or actions. Oy! Ditto for blacks, where the "humor" amounts to characterizing blacks as dangerous criminals, or minstrel show clowns. With women, it is just objectifying them as sex objects, bad drivers, or blond-headed airheads. The list goes on - the common denominator is lack of laughter, other than a nervous guffaw or two.
The point of such "humor" is twofold, first to separate the "them" from "us" and make it clear that "we" are not "them" and of course, are so much better than them. The second part is to normalize hatred of "them" and give the audience permission to indulge in that hatred.
I've read stories online from people who are confused as to why a family member or loved one went off the deep end and embraced MAGA and Q-anon and other fringe beliefs, along with the usual racism and hatred that goes along with it. Did they change or were they always like this and now it's "mask off?" The consensus seems to be that they were always like this and the MAGA movement gives them "permission" to indulge in their darker side. In an era where "political correctness" tells people they are horrible for telling racist jokes, MAGA tells them they are just swell.
I mentioned this before - how PC will backfire. When you tell people they are worthless pieces of shit, they will turn away - and turn toward the first person who tells them they are "beautiful" - which Trump does. And that's all they hear - not his confused and contradictory policy initiatives or Project 2025. They are being "love-bombed" as they call it in cults - and it is a cult. Meanwhile, the opposing party tells them they are "deplorables." Gee, I wonder why they don't vote for that?
But that is water over the dam at this point. The culture of belligerence has won, or is at least normalized now. And it has progressed to the point where people are calling for - and promising- political violence. In fact, it has already started, mostly by Republicans (yes, even the attempted assassins of DJT!). Some guy in Arizona shoots up the Democratic party offices. People set fire to ballot boxes. Intimidating early voters in line. It's just the prelude.
I noted before that every few decades, it seems humanity goes into self-destruct mode and everyone just joins a killing orgy. We're kind of overdue - we've labored under this apparent illusion that we are modern and scientific and beyond all of that. Meanwhile, the forces of darkness work hard to discredit science and foment dissent. The world is flat! Vaccines are evil! Hate Kill your neighbor!
The election will not be over on November 5th. "JD" Vance has said he will accept the results of the election, provided that there is no fraud involved. Of course, MAGA Republicans don't need "evidence" or "facts" to claim fraud, so his reassurance rings hollow. It's gonna be a shitty Christmas for sure. Only this time, they have learned from their mistakes of January 6th.
"Don't be so negative, Bob!" some folks say. They want to bury their heads in the sand and hope it all goes away somehow and everything will be fine. But the far-right has promised a riot, promised dictatorship, promised revenge. Maybe it will work out all right in the end, but not before a lot of people get hurt.
Will we ever go back to the era of niceness? Where racists and bigots were at least ashamed of those instincts? I think not, because it is human nature in all of us to distrust the "them" and try to separate ourselves from the other. And we all do it, to some extent, too. The person who claims to never have had a racist or bigoted thought ever, is a damn liar.
So, if we are to make this work, it can't be by shaming people into silence and driving this sort of thing underground, but perhaps something else. Because PC and shaming have only lead to more of this lame right-wing "humor." Humor which violates the first law of comedy: be funny.
Friday, October 18, 2024
If I Only Had A Brain...
A brain scan is interesting - and expensive!
I have been having trouble lately with basic tasks. I am finding it frustrating to do simple things like putting on clothing, for example. Part of this is tendinitis, as I have a detached and "popped" right bicep due to the use of Avalox/Cipro - a powerful antibiotic that may have saved my life, but had some painful side effects. I went to a physical therapist and she quickly noted that the upper tendon of this bicep is also fucked up - it jumps the track, so to speak and hurts like hell. Whether there is a fix for this remains to be seen. At best, it seems my right arm will always lose 15% of its strength compared to the left.
But it was more than physical issues. I find myself shuffling as I walk, which is disturbing. I have to consciously think about how I walk, saying to myself, "one foot in front of the other, stop leaning forward like Trump!" Mark used to nag me to slow down on our walks, as I walked too fast. Now he chides me for being a slow-poke! Aging sucks!
There are other issues as well. I've developed a drinking problem - I have to think about drinking a glass of water, otherwise I tip the glass a few inches from my mouth and end up with a lap full of water. WTF is that all about? And recently, I have woken up from dreams to find myself thrashing about or talking in my sleep - apparently two possible signs of incipient dementia. It is interesting, but apparently during REM sleep, your brain paralyzes your body, which is, I guess, why people have dreams of being attacked by monsters and try to run away, but report feeling like they are in slow-motion. In some Alzheimer's patients, apparently this paralyzing function doesn't occur and they get violent or start shouting in their sleep.
There are other things as well - loss of short-term memory, forgetting things, going into a room and forgetting why I was going there - etc. I was chalking it up to "long covid" issues and indeed that might very well be the case. My new doctor was alarmed by the shuffling thing, as that is an indicator of possible neurological problems, so he suggested an MRI.
Well, the results are back and it isn't all that great - or all that bad. Apparently there are "white spots" on the scan which may indicate a minor stroke in the past - or perhaps a post-covid effect. I was more concerned about the enlarged lateral ventricles which look like a large hole in my head. My critics are vindicated. I will go see a neurologist to see whether this is all "normal" or just "old age."
(Note: the larger left posterior horn would seem to confirm that I am right-handed).
It is weird, however, seeing a picture of your brain. It is an organ, like any other, yet we tend to think of the brain as "us" - the seat of our consciousness. Yet it can be damaged and die - like any other organ. Of course, if it dies, we die with it.
I am hoping it is nothing major and just a part of the aging process. I don't want this blog to turn into some sort of Flowers for Algernon kind of bullshit.
We'll see!
Thursday, October 17, 2024
The Irony Of Texting In An Illiterate Culture
I read these things online about young people trying to date in the modern smartphone era. To the new generations coming up, everything is an "app" - how you apply for a job, buy a car, find a home, find a spouse. And sadly, these "apps" don't seem to work very well, perhaps by design.
After all, the name of the game is "engagement" - and by that I don't mean the kind that comes with a ring! Rather, they want you to be on their app as often as possible and for as long as possible - and forever. With a dating app, the last thing they want is someone to find a mate within a few weeks, get into a relationship, get engaged, get married and live happily ever after. That user never comes back to the app ever again - and erases it from his phone.
How can the app make money if users are not perpetually unhappy? After all, a chronic user who never finds the "perfect mate" is prime fodder for advertisers. Since they are alone, they will spend all their money on comfort foods and stylish clothing and a new SUV, of course. Elon Musk wonders why the birth rate is down - while at the same time, owns Twitter. Social Media, it seems is the biggest cock-blocker out there.
There seems to be a pattern in these tales of woe. A person goes on Tinder to find a mate and "matches" with someone. They message each other for days and it seems to go well and they set up a date to meet in person. One of them texts something they think is cute or funny and the other takes offense and "ghosts" them - the date is off!
Endless texting seems to always end this way, particularly with people you barely know. Since you never met them in person, you have no context to understand their messages and misunderstandings result. With friends, well, you assume the best with them, and don't immediately assume their snarky comment was meant as an insult. Texting doesn't bring us together, but rather pushes us apart.
The problem with texting is there is no nuance in communication. Short messages can be cute, but also misinterpreted. What you think is a funny joke might come across to the recipient as an insult or sarcasm. If you don't append your message with the right emoticon, it can go off the rails very quickly. Use the wrong emoticon and you are dead meat.
Traditional literature - long form writing - allows for nuance. You can write paragraph after paragraph (and I do!) trying to explain the details of your thoughts. Today, however, long-form writing is viewed as boring and not surprisingly, isn't read at all, or at best, skimmed. "TL;DR" is a common abbreviation for "Too Long, Didn't Read" - people want not just the Reader's Digest version, but a one-sentence summary.
Language, as I have noted before, is an exchange of symbols which have an agreed-upon meaning. So-called "AI" language models illustrate how this actually works. What we think of as consciousness is really just a narrative in our minds - a narrative of words which are symbols. Emoticons are just the latest language to emerge - a new form of slang. For those perpetually online, each one has a specific meaning. Woe be to the grandma who uses the aubergine emoticon to describe her cooking! Some emoticons have taken on x-rated meanings.
So communicating via text presents a plethora of new hazards. Unlike traditional writing, texting has an unwritten code of use that only chronic texters may learn through trial-and-error. And the rules are constantly evolving and changing over time.
Part of the problem is lack of literacy. At the same time we devolved from voice communications (i.e. phone calls) to text communications, actual reading and writing skills have decreased dramatically. College professors complain that incoming freshmen are functionally illiterate and can't handle the vast amount of reading required for college-level course. Writing skills are even worse, which is why many undergraduates are resorting to AI-generated term papers or paying overseas paper mills to generate their work for them. We live in a texting culture but cannot read or write. Irony alert!
Oddly enough, the only remaining "long form" communications are audio/visual. People sit enthralled, watching a guy with big headphones and a huge microphone, holding forth on his opinions of the day. And often, these opinions are utter bullshit - the Earth is flat, FEMA causes hurricanes, vaccines are fake - whatever seems to be popular at the moment. Myself, I cannot sit still for such nonsense, only because the slow pace of information in these "podcasts" (named for an Apple device that went out of production years ago!) is infuriating, and unlike real print media, you cannot re-read or think about the ideas being put forth as you go. Video is the prime media for indoctrination and propaganda. That and short text messages. Long-form is the death to misinformation.
I don't know what got me started on this thread, but it seems that more people are pushed apart by texting than are put together. One the one hand, I understand part of it - phone calls can be a noisy interruption and require your full attention. A text, as brief as it is, can be responded to at your leisure.
But beware! The chronic texters take offense if you don't respond to a text within minutes. Worse yet, you are viewed poorly if you respond too quickly. There is nuance in texting, but of all the wrong sort.
Saturday, October 12, 2024
Gasoline On The Fire Of Inflation: The Problem With Tariffs and National Sales Tax
Back in the Lincoln era, the main platform of the Republican Party (formed from the ashes of the Whigs) was "God, Country, and the Tariff!* The Republican Party back then was pro-business and tariffs on imported goods were thought to help foster domestic industry. As a relatively "new" country, America was importing a lot of manufactured goods and even things like cloth early on. Cotton would be grown in the South, shipped to England, and then returned as soft goods to the colonies. One act of rebellion back during 1776 was to wear "homespun" cloth in place of imported goods. Oddly enough, Gandhi had a similar tactic, spinning his own cotton thread on a spinning wheel, which the Brits had outlawed. Today, that wheel is on the Indian national flag.
So, domestic industry has always been a thing. However, starting in the 1960s and accelerating in the 1970s, more and more "dirty" industries packed up and shipped overseas. I recounted before how the enormous forging machines at New Departure were being packed up on flat bed rail cars, sticking out several feet on each side, and taken down to the coast to be shipped to India. It was a messy, labor intensive industry, and with UAW wages, we could not compete with other domestic industries, much less foreign ones. You don't see "NDH" on railroad bearing hubs anymore, other than in railroad museums. You still see Timkins, though.
I remember, as a kid, our family driving through Pittsburgh, and the entire city was engulfed with smoke. Most cities were, to some extent back then, but Pittsburgh, with its steel industry, was particularly polluted. Today, the sun shines on Pittsburgh and the steel industry has been reduced to the name of a football team. Newer "clean" industries have sprung up in place of the old, with higher salary jobs requiring a higher level of education. Most residents I have met do not pine for the "good old days" of intensive manual labor.
Donald Trump sees this as a problem and wants to bring back domestic industry with tariffs. Problem is, they don't work the way they are intended and the net result is higher prices - more inflation - from the guy who criticizes inflation and blames it on the President at the time. Interesting note, however, inflation has receded to pre-2021 levels. Does Biden get credit for that, or if Trump wins, will he claim the glory? I don't need to guess on that one.
The problem with tariffs are many:
1. It just raises prices: You may recall during the Obama era, they slapped an anti-dumping tariff on Chinese tires for a year or so. The net result was that imported tires skyrocketed in price. Domestic manufacturers followed suit by raising their own prices to reap windfall profits. Consumers, used to paying under $100 a tire for an ordinary car, were chagrined to see prices nearly double. The net result was the consumer got screwed, the domestic tire manufacturers (what few were left) reaped huge profits for four quarters and then.... nothing changed.
If tariffs are imposed on imported goods, expect to see prices skyrocket. Since the "domestic" industry in many cases no longer exists, there is no alternative but to pay the tariff and thus fuel inflation. Even if domestic industry arises (at great capital cost) its overhead will be much higher and thus prices will remain high. Even if a domestic producer can get their costs down, there is no incentive to lower prices, but rather to match competition overseas and pocket the difference.
UPDATE: Trump claims that China will pay the tariffs and that prices will not rise. But it is importers who pay the tariffs and the costs are passed on to consumers. Manufacturers often operate at profit margins of 5% or so and cannot swallow the cost of 50% or even 20% tariffs. They cannot cut their prices to compensate. So the cost is passed on to the consumer - in every case. In some cases, importers simply leave the market if the tariffs are too high (as VW did with its cargo vans in the 1960s as we shall see below).
2. There are work-arounds: Some tariffs just won't go away. Back in the 1960s, Germany imposed a tariff on imported chicken from the USA. In retaliation, America slapped a whopping 20% tariff on imported trucks. That's why, after 1965 or so, you never saw VW vans imported to the States, except for the passenger versions. Every foreign manufacturer set up an assembly plant in the USA to avoid the possibility of tariffs. In fact, there are probably more "Foreign" assembly plants in the States than domestic.
Most of these assembly plants are non-union, too. So instead of creating high-paying UAW jobs in Detroit, we have low-wage part-time jobs in places like Mississippi and Tennessee. The good news is, we now export some American-made cars overseas (for the first time in decades) but most of these are foreign brands. Sure, we send a few American SUVs to Arab countries, where rich young Saudis can drive them around at 30 cents a gallon. But few European or Asian countries are pining for oversized American SUVs and pickups.
So what did these tariffs accomplish? Nothing. Since the "chicken tax" was enacted, GM's market share shrank from 60% to below 20%, on par with Ford these days. The "Big-3" survive only because foreign manufacturers don't make big pickup trucks. But they are slowly moving into that market as well. The tariff on light duty trucks was little more than a temper tantrum - over chickens!
3. Tariff Engineering: Ford has its "Transit" vans made in Turkey where labor costs are low. They are fitted with cheap cardboard seats and flimsy thin glass windows. When they reach the port in New Jersey, there is no "chicken tax" tariff as they are ostensibly passenger vehicles. Once they are certified for sale, the seats are removed, the windows replaced with metal panels and the leftover parts are shredded and disposed of.
Wasteful? Yes. But so are tariffs. For Ford, it is cheaper to destroy these parts and install new ones than to pay a 20% tax. Of course, the government is aware of this and is trying to put an end to "tariff engineering" - but how? A passenger vehicle is tax-exempt, no matter how cheap the seats are. It just illustrates how arbitrary and stupid the "chicken tax" was - and is.
But that is just one example. When Harley-Davidson hit the skids in the 1980s - selling crappy, over-priced bikes during the 1970s AMF era - they petitioned the government for an anti-dumping tariff on motorcycles over 750cc in displacement. The net result was that the Japanese started pushing smaller bikes, which still had a following. Displacement and power are not necessarily related - as evidenced by the new era of car engines making 500 HP from as little as three liters. It gave Harley some breathing room, and that, combined with aggressive licensing of their brand and logos, gave them the cash-flow they needed to rebuild.
But the work-around for importers was to simply make smaller bikes and expand that market with the younger buyers, who often are brand-loyal for life. Harley is paying the price today for abandoning that segment of the market.
But of course, others saw opportunity. The old Indian brand was resurrected and Polaris entered the big-bike fray - building big bikes in America and avoiding the tariff. This cut into Harley's sales. Eventually Indian and Polaris merged (from what I understand) but the big issue is the next generation doesn't seem interested in big "hog" motorcycles, which they identify as boomer-bikes. Harley's venture into smaller bikes and e-bikes seems to have flopped as well.
So the tariff was only a short-term band-aid fix for a long-term problem. The ultimate work-around for importers is to simply open up a factory in the USA, which many have done.
My 1988 Toyota 4x4 pickup was made in Japan - most of it, anyway. To avoid the chicken tax, the cargo bed and bumpers were domestically produced and added to the chassis at the point of entry. I guess they argued it was not a completed vehicle and had "domestic content" and thus avoided the tariff at least in part. Today, Toyota simply builds cars and trucks here, avoiding import duties.
Yes, a tariff can help some industries, but the effects are only short-term.
4. Retaliation: As the "Chicken Tax" debacle illustrates, if you enact a tariff, you might have to deal with blowback from your trading partners who enact retaliatory tariffs on produces you export. As a result you end up hurting your own economy further and commerce grinds to a halt. In 1828, Congress passed, almost by accident, an onerous tariff that ground commerce to a halt. A century later, a Republican Congress passed the Smoot-Hawley tariff act which had the same effect and made the depression even worse. Time and time again, tariffs have been shown to be a bad idea that benefits perhaps only a few at the expense of the many.
When America puts large tariffs on imported goods, our trading partners hit us where it hurts - slapping tariffs on America's biggest export - agriculture. As a result, farmers suffer as crop prices plummet to a point where the cost of harvesting exceeds the market value of the crop.
Tariffs are a two-way street!
But what about a national sales tax?
Again, another ill-conceived idea that will raise prices and ding the poor the most. There are a plethora of problems with this idea as well:
1. It will make inflation accelerate by another 22%: We know this exact amount as that is the number Trump is throwing around - a 22% sales tax, or as they call it overseas, a "Value Added Tax" or VAT. Except here, it would attach to everything you buy. People were freaking out at 8% inflation in 2022. Imagine nearly tripling that rate. Goods would literally be unaffordable for a lot of lower income people.
2. It would drive wage demands up: If your wages are dinged 22% in buying power, you would be more likely to strike for higher wages. We saw this in the last few years as workers decried high inflation and stagnant wages. Those who could hold out for more money, did. Those who could strike, struck. Expect to see more labor unrest if such a bill is passed.
3. It is a huge tax increase for the middle and lower classes: As a retiree, I pay very little in taxes as my income is low. Even the middle class hardly rises above the marginal rate of 25% and even then, there are deductions and exemptions and a huge chunk of their income is taxed in the lower brackets. For even the middle class, a 22% sales tax would mean a big tax increase.
The lower and middle class spend almost all of their money on items to survive - food, clothing, shelter, education, automobile costs, etc. As a result, they would be paying a flat 22% on almost their entire income. Maybe some middle-class folks who can afford to invest would not have to pay taxes on their entire income. Then again, a 22% tax on "everything" should include stocks, right?
Of course not. And that's why the very rich love this idea. If you are a billionaire, you spend a small portion of your income on purchases and a huge portion on investments. This is why the idea is so popular with the rich, as it would allow them to accumulate even more wealth at an exponential rate.
Sure, it would give the middle-class more incentive to invest, provided of course, they are smart enough to figure this out. The number of Trump signs I see in middle-class neighborhoods seems to negate that idea. Your average middle-class person wants a new monster truck, not a stock portfolio, and is ready to go into debt to get it.
But assuming it encourages more investment, what does that mean for sales? Yup, they would drop. When a new car costs 22% more to buy, you might be tempted to hang on to your old one for a lot longer.
I had a friend in Florida who bought old cabin cruisers and converted them to diesel power, using military surplus engines. He worked for an SAS pilot who brokered these deals. Once refurbished, they were shipped to Europe and sold as used boats - avoiding a lot of the steep VAT tax they have there. But of course, this meant a dent in their domestic sales. Good for my friend in Florida, not so good for Sven's New Boat Sales in Stockholm.
So if this is passed, you can expect prices to skyrocket and sales to go down, and people coveting older and used items because they are that much poorer.
4. The rich will simply use work-arounds: The Swedish boat gambit illustrates how people find ways around taxes if they have to. And the rich can afford to do this when millions are on the line.
For example, in California, they passed a populist "yacht tax" to stick it to those rich bastards - right? But rich bastards didn't become rich by paying taxes or being stupid. In Southern California, the very wealthy simply registered their yachts across the border in Mexico, and avoided the tax. Docking fees were less and they could hire crew and maintenance people for far less money. So long as the boat was docked in Baja for six months and one day of the year, they avoided the yacht tax.
And Baja is a short drive or even shorter helicopter or private jet ride from LA or San Diego, right? Fishing is better there, anyway.
So, who paid the tax? Middle-class people who couldn't afford to go through the rigmarole of registering a boat in Mexico - or Panama, or Liberia, or whatever. If you were middle-class, you could afford a 30-foot cabin cruiser, which is hardly a "yacht" but was taxed as such. It really put a damper on boat sales.
Now, imagine this 22% sales tax kicking in. The rich would simply buy their yachts overseas in low-tax countries and avoid the tax. The middle-class, buying their retirement dream boat would get socked - and likely not buy.
Sales taxes are taxes on the poor!
5. It would make us all criminals: Of course, even the poor would try to work-around the taxes. When you buy and sell a used car today, you have to pay sales tax. And an old gag was to put down a ridiculously low sales price on the title to avoid paying the paltry 6% sales tax. The tax authorities got wind of this and started charging sales tax based on book value - putting the onus on the purchaser to show the value was less than that.
Now imagine a 22% tax. People would be tempted to do under-the-table transactions to avoid the tax, or under-report sales prices. Policing this would be a nightmare - and involve sales tax agents knocking on people's doors and asking pointed questions.
In Virginia (and a lot of other Southern States) they used to have a "property tax" on everything you own, not just your house and car (the latter also being problematic). Every year, you had to pay tax on your couch, your television, and even the clothes on your back. Everything. Most people opted to pay a flat tax based on a percentage of the value of your home. But, if you were willing to add up the value of all your possessions, you could, in theory, itemize. Be sure to count the glasses in the cupboard!
It was a nightmare from an enforcement standard, as the "value" of used household possessions is, in real life, trivial (I have cleaned out enough houses of deceased relatives to know this). Now imagine this with a national sales tax. The cost of enforcement would skyrocket.
Already today, there are people who will sell "untaxed" cigarettes illegally. Do you think people will just roll over and pay 22% sales tax on everything? No, there will be lots of "I know a guy" kind of deals out there. Organized crime will have a field day, at least for smaller, untraceable items.
6. It would not simplify your taxes: These sort of flat-tax or national sales tax arguments are popular with the ignorati of our country. They have an irrational fear of the IRS, probably because they subscribed to one of those "tax avoidance" scams and got audited as a result. The 1040EZ is so hard to figure out! Make it a simple flat tax or sales tax and make it simple - for simple people!
But just as a flat-tax of 16% on income is a huge tax increase for the poor and middle class, a 22% national sales tax is similarly a tax increase. And if this tax does not replace your Social Security and Medicare taxes (so-called payroll taxes) then you still may have to file a Federal return. And since States will not be part of this (unless they want to raise State sales taxes to 10% or more), you will still have to file a State return. It will not be easier - but harder.
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So why do these ideas sound good to the very people they will hurt the most? Well, as I noted in the last section, they appeal to the less-smart segment of the public. These are people for whom the words "marginal rate" are a mystery. These are the folks who don't know the difference between a tax deduction and a tax credit - and are not interested in learning (it is really simple, too!). These are the kind of people who blather about their company "taking a write-off" on a money-losing project, as if somehow the company made money by losing money.
A national sales tax sounds appealing as they don't need to do math - or so they think. Tariffs sound appealing as it will "force" consumers to buy the over-priced and shoddy products their company makes. They think they will be on easy street making big bucks at the unionized factory.
That is, until they try to spend it - and find their higher wages aren't keeping up with 22% inflation.
I know this as I lived through an era like that. From the 1960s to the 1990s, we saw inflation get out of control as unions went overboard with ridiculous wages and restrictive work rules. Granted, today, the pendulum has swung far, far, in the other direction. But back then, a slug on the assembly line could rake in as much as a doctor or lawyer. A lucky few made out like bandits - and spent it all, too.
Nixon tried to control inflation with "wage and price controls" which today would be considered Communism. Gerald Ford thought that if everyone wore a "WIN" button (Whip Inflation Now) then prices would come down. Jimmy Carter tried to deregulate industries, such as the airline industry, to reduce prices (and create low-cost, non-union carriers). Reagan went for union-busting as a means of controlling inflation. And of course, lower interest rates helped fuel the economy - something lost on economists who still believe today that increasing the cost of borrowing money will actually bring prices down - a theory even a child can poke holes in.
The 1970s were an era where higher prices lead to demands for higher wages, which in turn lead to higher prices. Wash. Rinse. Repeat. It was a cycle that went out of control and took decades to dampen down. A 22% national sales tax, particularly combined with tariffs, would send inflation skyrocketing into territories that only some South American countries have ever seen.
It's just a really shitty idea from every angle. And no surprise that Trump is supporting it and his idiotic cult followers think it is swell, too.
So, what's the alternative? Well, if you want to keep wages low (which keeps prices low) then you need to expand or at least maintain the buying power of the workers. We've already done this through means like food stamps (SNAP), which as I noted before is a subsidy to Walmart and other low-wage employers, not so much as to the recipients. Guess what program Republicans also want to cut?
If we lower taxes on the working class, their buying power increases and their demands for increased wages subside, leading to lower costs for employers, which in turn allows them to lower prices in a competitive market.
While low-cost imports may have meant the death of some factory jobs, it also means the low-wage worker can afford to buy more with their dollar. I noted before that my Dad - a upper-middle-class executive, couldn't "afford" a $99 Coleman Steel-Belted cooler or a $99 Weber kettle. That was a lot of money in the early 70s, when a new car could be had for under two grand. Today, until recently, those items were available at the same dollar amount as in 1970 because they are made more cheaply overseas.
My Dad finally broke down and bought his first color television in 1976 - a decade after most Americans had one. It was an RCA 25" Colortrak and cost a whopping $500. I recently bought a larger 28"flat-screen television for our camper, for $89 at Walmart (it was the smallest one they had and is no longer available in that size!). Deflation has affected a lot of our consumer goods, thanks to low-cost overseas production.
Maybe we make less money today, accounting for inflation, than years ago, but then again, our buying power is so much greater. Would you rather make $50,000 and pay $1 for a loaf or bread, or make $100,000 and pay $5 for a loaf of bread. If you said the latter, I suspect you flunked math.
There are other factors to consider, of course. As the "supply chain" issues of the pandemic era illustrated, putting all your eggs in one (Chinese) basket is not a good idea, just from the perspective of national security. Today, they are building chip factories and other electronics firms in the USA, simply to preserve supply chain security. And with the lower turnaround time and lower shipping costs, well, the production costs are comparable.
And yea, Trump promised to do this with the Foxconn deal - but it ended up just as a warehouse. Thanks, Donny! Keep up the good work!
Automation comes into play as well. I noted before how car factories had armies of employees doing everything by hand. Today, they use less than 1/4 the number of people. The paint booth once held a dozen wheezing men inhaling paint fumes. Today there is one guy in a glass booth breathing fresh air, pressing a button labeled "select color" - robots do the rest. So even if we enact tariffs, don't expect a flood of manufacturing jobs to materialize. The old armstrong method of building things is gone. The humans they do hire, are hired to maintain the robots. Get a good education!
Sadly, we have to import educated (and non-educated) workers as well. Republicans want to throttle this, too, which has lead to higher production costs and higher prices.
Of course, this all falls on deaf ears to the vast majority of people. Those on the right are dumb enough to vote against their own self-interest. Those on the left, well, so long as you say the majick words of "tax the rich!" you will get elected. Problem is, of course, the rich have millions to spend on attack ads, and the poor are dumb enough to believe them.
Oh, well. Democracy was nice, while it lasted!
* It should be noted that the GOP largely abandoned tariff politics by the 1980s as they realized it was bad for business and cheap imports helped their union-busting efforts. Besides, there was more money to be made in "busting out" failed rust-belt companies and bankrupting their pension-plans. Ask Mitt Romney about that!