Saturday, March 7, 2015
New Saudi Arabian Blogging Website!
Our near and dear ally, Saudi Arabia, has a new blogging website for its citizens!
Jihad, Saudi Arabia - Today, the Saudi Royal Family has announced they are starting a new online website for their citizens, called "Flogger". The idea behind the site is to create an online portal where Saudi Citizens can express and exchange ideas freely, provided they are ideas approved by the Royal Family as well as the Wasabi Muslim Clerics.
One novel feature of the site, is that each blog entry can be voted "up" or "down" in the manner of Reddit, with each "down" vote correlating to the number of lashes the blogger will receive by the Wasabi Clerical court.
Flogger will make it easy for clerics to monitor thoughts and feelings of Saudi citizens and mete out punishment for those who fail to conform to Wasabi Muslim Law.
President Obama hailed this new site as another example of our great ally and friend, Saudi Arabia, moving forward into the
digital stone age.
Seriously dude. What the fuck. All the 9/11 hijackers were Saudis. So was Bin Ladel. Why haven't we nuked these fuckers yet?