YOU: I think the left-handed spanner sold by ACME TOOLS is not a very good value.
TROLL: Not to get technical here, but it is not called a left-handed spanner, but a left-handed adjustable wench
YOU: Whatever. It is a piece of crap that breaks on the first use and not worth $199.99
TROLL: Well, clearly I can see you are upset by this issue. I didn't mean to make you angry! Why don't you calm down first, and take a look a the issue from both sides....
YOU: Piss off, Troll!
Leasing makes sense! You are only buying the part of the car you are using!
Hormones make me fat! I'm big-boned!
Buy as much house as you can afford! You get a bigger deduction that way!
If I pay off the balance every month, I get these frequent flyer miles!
Might as well trade-in this junker, it is nearly five years old and the repair bills are higher than the monthly payments on a new car!
Cable TV is our only luxury! Besides, it is cheaper than taking the kids to the movies!
I'm too tired to cook, and if we call now, we get a second pizza for FREE! Don't forget cheesy sticks!
Five dollars isn't too much to spend every day on a cup of coffee. And besides, it's only five bucks! What's the big deal?